Friday, July 29, 2011

Pie Guy is an Ass

All The President's Men:
Deep Throat: You let Haldeman slip away.
Woodward: Yes.
Deep Throat: You've done worse than let Haldeman slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn't think that was possible. In a conspiracy like this, you build from the outer edges and go step by step. If you shoot too high and miss, everybody feels more secure. You've put the investigation back months.
This is what I thought of when I heard about Pie Guy, the idiot who has now plead guilty to hitting Rupert Murdoch with shaving cream, thus paving the way for his wife's beat-down of the pie-thrower, and dozens of idiotic blog posts about "Tiger Mothers". Before Pie Guy let his missile fly, Murdoch was Lionel Barrymore in "It's A Wonderful Life", i.e., The Meanest Man in Town. After The Great Pie Incident, Rupert sat there all hunched over in his shirtsleeves looking like somebody's addled grandpa at Thanksgiving dinner.

Next time, save your pies for Ann Coulter.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still believe the Pie Guy was a plant deliberately orchestrated by Rupert as a way to evoke sympathy and/or distract attention away from his crimes.

pansypoo said...

considering the breadth of this evil, and how the mrs was ready to save her king, yes. he got a big paycheck to miss.

the redhead deserved a pie. JR deserved a pie.

Anonymous said...

At least the pie guy DID something by trying to get in that old man's seldom challenged face. like Throwing shoes at Bush by the guy in Iraq, these guys demand more respect than these pieces of snark Vox