Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Nah..."one parting rectal probe" would be more accurate

Mr. Turtle has gummed:
Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) bashed a CIA torture report released by Democrats on Tuesday as just one last "thumb in the eye of the Bush administration."

6 comments:

Montag said...

The TurtleMan can go fuck himself with a rectal rehydration appliance.

Brian M said...

Speaking of which....who goes to work happy to know that their contribution as an engineer has created such a device?

Is there a particular city in coastal China that specializes in the manufacture of torture devices, or is this All-American ingenuity at work?

donnah said...

Decent human beings are repulsed and horrified by the reports of this report. They respond with sadness, anger, and shame.

But then, no one's ever accused him of being decent. Or human.

kingweasil said...

this country does not torture people- shrub

StonyPillow said...

The CIA has turned the Ensure Nutrition In Charge guy into an S&M porn star.

pansypoo said...

preferably fecally smathered. or how about enhanced interviews.