Sometimes the Archives are Your Friends.

Some of you may have seen this before, but like Old Faithful, Dick Cheney on the stump never really fails to provide material.

Dick, kept alive through the miraculous combination of "direct current" and bile, went out today and criticized Kerry for saying he'd be "sensitive" in the War on Terror for Halliburton Dividends.

Of course, Kerry meant he would be sensitive to the religious beliefs of Islam and the cultural aspirations of moderates in the region. Really nothing more than Bush has given empty lipservice to on more than a few occasions.

But criticize for being "sensItive"? Please Dick don't be such an easy mark. Ladies and Gentlemen, I re-present:

The many sensitive moods of Dick.


Fear


Anger


Surprise


Resignation


Joy


Frustration


Thoughtful


Anxious


Sad


Relief


Disgust


Sexual Release


Dick, don't make me post this again, okay?