Manufactured Comedy

Okay, I may be out of material at the moment, but thank the comedy gods that there is reality, or perhaps meta-reality via fantasy to step in and provide things to me.

There is no politics in this post, no snark towards Bush, but when one thing isn't funny or bizarre something else will rear its head.

Oh the things you find on E-Bay:

At present someone is bidding more than $1,200 for this,

Used Real Doll For Sale



She's a real doll in great condition a small tear in mouth arms legs all in good conditon neck and face are very good shape.

body 2 head 4 brown eyes with natural lips and natural eye shadow beige nails

she comes with long blonde wig with bangs black,blonde and red wigs are available

90 pounds weight she also has 3 more wigs given with doll you can choose if you like I can send pics and you pick put what you like in wigs

5'1" 90lbs you can see how their made at realdoll.com and what a new doll cost compared to a used doll.

I have the crate she came in and will ship directly to your home or busines I cannot ship to Post Office Boxes

I will notified you when your order is shipped and you can call or email me anytime with questions about the doll or about real dolls in general.

You know, looking back on it, were the first two paragraphs of this post a little too loaded with inadvertent double entendres?

Twelve-hundred smackers for sloppy-seconds on a rubber doll?

It's not even as life-like as Pickles or Libby Dole!

Aiyeeeeeeeeee!