Rising Hegemon
I do hope that the trivial news of an Oil Company trying to kill each and everyone of us doesn't detract from the really important news.
Another South Carolinian Republican having sexual relations with someone other than their spouse.
And with a blogger to boot. Yes, that's the real news, a blogger, let alone a conservative one, getting laid.
A conservative blogger getting laid? I thought they were all virgins! Some of them, I am to understand, are virgins by their personal choice as opposed to ....well...the choice of others?
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I suppose that requires a mitigating conditional--the blogger was a former conservative Republican operative who purportedly was boinking a conservative Republican candidate for the governorship of South Carolina.
ReplyDeleteThat makes it trophy-fucking, which is the unofficial Republican national sport.
We're missing the bigger story. She must be a pre op MtoF TS. Straight republiKKKan married men don't have sex with women.
ReplyDeleteBTW, what's that oil company story of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteThe blogger is I believe single; Attaturk missed the unique part of this scandal, that this is a female Republican politician allegedly cheating on her husband.
ReplyDeletebecause relevant malfeasance isn't gnews worthy.
ReplyDeleteBoinking is more fun than blogging, if you ask me. BP stands for Boink the Public! vox
ReplyDeleteWell, I've got the dirt on a torrid affair between a certain fez-wearing lefty blogger and a Republican former half-term governor of Alaska.
ReplyDeleteMajor Woody can not be trusted when it comes to boinking reporting.
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what about sandy?
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