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Thursday, May 13, 2010

This just in

This is modern America, therefore, Elena Kagan is gay until, like most celebrities, she has a sex tape placed in the hands of the benevolent people who run Vivid video.




(modified from here)

3 comments:

  1. Athenawise10:19 AM

    So, Kagan is exposed as gay (truth or smear), repubs and bluedogs in Congress shoot down her nomination, and Obama nominates the person he really wanted all along: Diane Wood.

    Rightwinger heads explode, the nomination goes through, and we have a genuine progressive on the bench.

    Brilliant.

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  2. i think kagan is for the win. the wedge for kennedy.

    not that there's anything wrong with it.
    (which senator says that 1st?)

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  3. Major Woody3:35 AM

    I can't see a woman in a pearl necklace without thinking about the ZZ Top song of the same name. Is that so wrong?

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