I'm going to try to avoid further comment

But I understand that after all the faux hoopla to gin-up viewers to switch over from O'Reilly and Hannity to watch her sit all glassy-eyed, Sarah Palin quit, as usual, on her plans to show up for her daughter's rare display of public hip-gyrating.

But don't be hard on Sarah (or on Bristol -- oops too late) she just wanted to teach Bristol a lesson by pulling out at the last minute.

Though this is snark-worthy (and really, it's such easy target-practice):

...it turns out Palin is about as good at dancing as she is at using contraception.