The first and only time that I played golf I got 15 hole-in-ones. I would have done better but I was playing in a hurricane. Also, my clubs had gotten lost and I had to fashion new ones out of small tree branches and rocks. It was on my 4th birthday. And I was tired. Arnold Palmer immediately hired me to tutor him - I did my best, I wish he'd payed better attention.
Sounds like a ploy to bring in some much needed foreign currency. I don't know a lot about the ins and outs of golf, but I bet there are a lot of jokes just waiting to be written about penalty strokes and whatnot.
The RNC can certainly help the DPRK, and the DPRK can certainly help the RNC. Iran was very helpful to the RNC in 1980. They should invite Boehner over for a friendly round of golf.
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The first and only time that I played golf I got 15 hole-in-ones. I would have done better but I was playing in a hurricane. Also, my clubs had gotten lost and I had to fashion new ones out of small tree branches and rocks. It was on my 4th birthday. And I was tired. Arnold Palmer immediately hired me to tutor him - I did my best, I wish he'd payed better attention.
ReplyDeleteKim Jong-Il's a piker.
Goodness, this may be for real. If it's a hoax, it's an elaborate one, because there are links to photos by presumed happy customers.
ReplyDeleteAnd there are testimonials on an Irish travel forum.
It's probably safe to say that no one beats the course record....
Sounds like a ploy to bring in some much needed foreign currency. I don't know a lot about the ins and outs of golf, but I bet there are a lot of jokes just waiting to be written about penalty strokes and whatnot.
ReplyDeletei imagine there is a LOT of rough.
ReplyDeleteThe RNC can certainly help the DPRK, and the DPRK can certainly help the RNC. Iran was very helpful to the RNC in 1980. They should invite Boehner over for a friendly round of golf.
ReplyDeleteAre deranged golfers as deadly as deranged murderers and can golfers pack heat in case they get 12 holes in one?
ReplyDeleteTwo stroke penalty if your ball goes in the DMZ. And your have to replace any mines that are set off.
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