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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

In a real turn of events

Cocks busted by Assholes in arrest of epic comedic overkill.

Steven Seagal And Racist Arizona Sheriff Bust Alleged Cockfighting Ring With A TankIn a massively weird turn of events, Steven Seagal and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled up on a man suspected of raising chickens for cockfighting. Seagal was in Arizona a couple weeks ago filming an episode of Lawman when Arpaio, who pals around with Neo-Nazis, offered him a ride in his tank...

...[the suspect] was alone (if you don't count his 115 chickens, which were later euthanized) and unarmed

10 comments:

  1. StonyPillow6:04 AM

    Seagal got to tear the lips off all 113 chickens by himself. Oooh, that's macho.

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  2. They killed the chickens in order to save them?

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  3. sukabi10:29 AM

    yeah, what's with the chicken killing? they destroyed the guys house, killed his chickens... and what were the charges?

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  4. jimmiraybob11:54 AM

    Insane clown posse.

    These people should be in a psych ward receiving care and not out and about with tanks and auto weapons.

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  5. Arpaio and Seagal, in a tank, smashing things up....

    I haven't had a good reason to go to AZ in years, and I now have one more against going.

    That's some bizarre shit.

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  6. Olives and Arrows2:21 PM

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    "Cocks busted by Assholes in..."

    /heh/

    isn't it usually ta other way around ?

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  7. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Olives and Assholes has revealed himself as the "bottom" that we've always suspected. "Heh", indeed.

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  8. "Arpaio and Seagal, in a tank, smashing things up...." - Now I get it, the picture dictionary definition of 'Think Tank'

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  9. Cocks and Assholes12:00 AM

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    /heh/

    Indeed.

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