I'm deeply sorry for your loss Atta, time to retire those soggy depends... but not to worry, in a day or two, Douchehat, Bobo, MoDo, Beck, Hannity, Limpballs, O'Really, Cilizza, or one of the retards at the corner will undoubtedly step up and provide you with plenty of material.
Don't worry Atta - just because he's dead doesn't mean he won't be churning out columns. I'm sure there are several homages to the awesomeness of Mitch Daniels in the vault, and for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure his columns were written by a David Broder AI for at least the last decade. Maybe you can make the WaPo on offer for it?
Rising Hegemon
Ooooooooo, a sympathy thread...
ReplyDeleteI'm deeply sorry for your loss Atta, time to retire those soggy depends... but not to worry, in a day or two, Douchehat, Bobo, MoDo, Beck, Hannity, Limpballs, O'Really, Cilizza, or one of the retards at the corner will undoubtedly step up and provide you with plenty of material.
Huh?
ReplyDeletevox
Oh. Broder died. I see. Not that I mind, but there are many more foils than he.
ReplyDeletevox
Attaturk: think of your keyboard as a Ouija board to the Dean.
ReplyDeleteand a MATLOCK! for your pain.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Atta - just because he's dead doesn't mean he won't be churning out columns. I'm sure there are several homages to the awesomeness of Mitch Daniels in the vault, and for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure his columns were written by a David Broder AI for at least the last decade. Maybe you can make the WaPo on offer for it?
ReplyDeleteDan F., I have already considered and will probably do something involving a spectral...or better yet Zombie David Broder.
ReplyDeletewe have zombie george will NOW.
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