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Friday, April 15, 2011

Shit

I have a copy of my birth certificate somewhere for some reason but cannot find it right now and also I cannot find my foreskin.

Now I'll never be President.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:16 AM

    Let's pay Mexico to take it back.

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  2. sukabi10:07 AM

    Let's pay Mexico to take it back.

    what, Atta's foreskin or Arizona?

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  3. Poopyman2:13 PM

    I understand the new law allows "The dog ate my foreskin" as a valid exception.

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  4. pansypoo3:44 PM

    does mexico really want AZ now?

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  5. merlallen3:55 PM

    I have the long form copy of mine from Louisiana. There is nothing on it about religion.
    It does say I'm white, though.

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