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Monday, September 26, 2011

BREAKING NEWS

All future Republican Presidential Debates cancelled.

Replaced by scheduled footage of crowd scenes in "Escape From New York"; and "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome"*


*Supplemented with deleted scenes featuring Mel Gibson out-takes
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2 comments:

  1. pansypoo3:00 PM

    have they considered a audience of actual humans?

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  2. Anonymous7:40 PM

    no. that would be prerogative of a reality show. Won't fly.
    vox

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