Being all Orange and shit, nothing good ever comes in Orange.
BTW, this is the right-wing excuse to prevent money being spent on things like better regulations and inspections.
be afraid, very afraid of the giant cantalope plaguing our land. nothing like a food scare to calm the restive peasants. Are pumpkins not only in short supply but tainted with fearful faces too? Nothing like selling fear the fruit of the fields. vox
Rising Hegemon
thought you were gonna link to Kos there for a sec
ReplyDeleteUpton Sincalir, The Jungle. Dint we lrn this awreddy?
ReplyDeletehow can we force feed publikkklans cantaloupe?
ReplyDeleteFlush Limburger once claimed 'a conservative is a liberal who got mugged'.
ReplyDeleteI say 'a liberal is a conservative who almost died from eating tainted cantelope'.
be afraid, very afraid of the giant cantalope plaguing our land.
ReplyDeletenothing like a food scare to calm the restive peasants. Are pumpkins not only in short supply but tainted with fearful faces too? Nothing like selling fear the fruit of the fields.
vox
nothing good ever comes in Orange.
ReplyDeleteBeing from South Carolina, my first thought was "there's got to be a Clemson joke in there somewhere".
Q: How you you get a Clemson graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizzas.
Now, Honeydew, that’s your money melon !
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