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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Just pondering

How big is Rudy Giuliani's hard-on right now?

8 comments:

  1. racymind8:32 AM

    Somewhere between 9 and 11 inches.

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  2. Anonymous8:35 AM

    I have it on pretty good authority that rudy's prostate surgery left him bonerless.
    Poor guy.

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  3. Not nearly as big as size of his head, being the dickhead that he is, or his ego.

    I'm betting that even after 9/11, he wasn't generating many oohs and aahs. After all, Bernie Kerik was his big prick....

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  4. StonyPillow11:22 AM

    9.11 cm.

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  5. wife is probably more excited.

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  6. Anonymous5:29 PM

    As big as his prescription provides. . . .

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  7. DrDick5:51 PM

    Somewhere between 9 and 11 inches.

    I think you meant millimeters.

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  8. jimmiraybob8:46 PM

    Modern scientific methods would likely measure 2-3" whereas he'd probably say 8-9". But then, he views things through the magic 911 lens.

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