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Monday, March 12, 2012

Actually

At 18 they called you "Dumber than his Asshole father".

Now they call you "That Asshole who went bankrupt twice even when his asshole father left him a quarter of a billion dollars in the mid-70s". Or just "What a huge Asshole" for short.

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  2. Nationalize the Ivy League. Close Wharton.

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  3. Anonymous5:36 PM

    "That Asshole who went bankrupt twice..."?

    Twice? Try five times.

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  4. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Trump personifies the Republican version fo the American Dream -- endless opportunities for the idiot sons of the rich, no matter how arrogant and stupid, vid. Trump, vid. Bush.

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  5. Anonymous7:42 PM

    I guess Obama stopped using "Barry Soweto" because it sounded too foreign. "Barack Obama" is practically WASPish by comparison.

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  6. Oh, I think The Donald was at eighteen pretty much called what he is now: dickhead.

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  7. Anonymous9:08 PM

    UN PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US SENATE TIM KALEMKARIAN, US HOUSE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

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  8. (T)Rump: "I don't know why my classmates kept confusing me with some guy named 'Hugh Jass.'"

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  9. Anonymous8:02 PM

    UN PRESIDENT HUGH HEWITT, US PRESIDENT HUGH HEWITT, US SENATE HUGH HEWITT, US HOUSE HUGH HEWITT, GOVERNOR HUGH HEWITT, LT GOVERNOR HUGH HEWITT: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

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  10. Anonymous5:32 PM

    UN PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US SENATE MIKE GALLAGHER, US HOUSE MIKE GALLAGHER: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

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