Rising Hegemon
Jets officials are strongly encouraging new recruit Tim Tebow to live in New Jersey to keep him as far away as possible from the temptations of New York's nightlife, a source close to the team has said.Well somebody has to replace 'The Situation' while he's drying out.
Attention Joe Namath. Operation Tebow has commenced.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's afraid that there's a North Dallas Forty scene awaiting the very Christian Mr. Tebow.
ReplyDeleteProbably involving minor-league debauchery and paparazzi....
Escape vice by living in New Jersey ? that's like escaping chocolate by living in Hershey Pa.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who have never lived there(NJ), the Sopranos isn't fiction. I can see it now,Tim at the Bada Bing.Actually it would be good for him.
so north dallas forty.
ReplyDeleteWell, there is one place in New York where he can avoid being drawn into sin: among the Lubavitchers in Borough Park. I think he'd made a swell moshiach.
ReplyDeleteTebow, yo, yo, waz up.
ReplyDeleteCue the nervous hilarity of the Jets.
ReplyDeletePhoto needs sunscreen.
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