Rising Hegemon
The next National Review Booze Cruise is heading out of port the week after the election. All of your favorite self-floating and gas propelled incoherents will be there Jonah, K-Lo, and as a special bonus Elliot Abrams and John Yoo will be bringing the ball-gags and gimp suits.
Plus every other trust fund white guy who inherited daddy's wingnut column you can think of -- to lecture you about the evils of affirmative action.
Beep! Beep! has a crushable crush on some Rmoney.
ReplyDeleteTwo females, two men of Asian descent, and all the rest are white men, mostly old.
ReplyDeletemaybe when obama wins, they won't come back.
ReplyDeleteI would love to drive the Booze Cruizers to greater levels of drunkenness by attending and using my older white maleness to infiltrate their cloisterrd rhetorical circles and slipping in some sanity. Or, maybe i'll have something better to do.
ReplyDeleteFuck it, I'm sure that whatever I'm doing- laundry, sitting on the couch, etc.- will be more worthwhile than seeing Lowry's starbursts, smelling Goldberg's faaarts, and hearing the muffled screams of the Arabs brought on board by Yoo and Abrams to receive their brutality.
I wonder how many people would it take to escort John Yoo to a place of honor over the stern rail?
ReplyDeleteFarts. Methane bubbles from the deep swallow vessels whole. Bermuda Triangle.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Attention, French Navy:
ReplyDeleteThis is a large concentration of the douchebags who insulted you for not following headlong into the Iraq clusterfuck -- in case you have any spare Exocets you'd like to test-fire.