The Rapture, or hell, a giant meteor, cannot come soon enough

I know that handy little things to make life easier are nice and important but really?

Tired of getting your hands all greasy when greasing up a baking dish or pan before putting it in the oven? Maybe you want an easier way to butter your toast in the morning? This hack takes an old—and very clean—roll-on deodorant container, some melted butter, and a little patience and gives you an actual roll-on butter pen, perfect for all of your fat-making needs.

You are too lazy to take a butter-knife, slice off a hunk of butter and put in in a hot pan and then shake it around? Really?