Romney is a Native American and a Construction Worker short of being each of the 'Village People'

Just a Youthful fetishist.  Yet more stories of Mitt Romney's past -- showing he liked to play dress up.

 In May, supporters of Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney decried the mainstream media for focusing on a Washington Post piece that broke news of the candidate’s youthful pranks, including a penchant for impersonating a police officer. Now, conservative website The Daily Caller has dug up two more tales of odd Romney pranks, these involving dressing up like a fireman and a Prohibition-era gangster.

We all know the tell-tale qualities of guys who like playing dress-up who become President.