We pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of our freedom. Chumps.
I'd like to ask Nancy Lanza why she felt it was necessary to purchase four weapons, including a Bushmaster semiautomatic rifle, when she had a mentally unstable kid at home, and keep the guns in the home. I'd like to ask her if she was afraid of something far more dreadful than her disturbed kid furiously playing WoW or Halo day after day in the spare oom. I'd like to ask her if she was one of those nuts that have been buying weapons like crazy ever since the guy with the extra melanin was elected President. I'd like to ask her whether Rush, Glenn, Bill-O and the rest had any good advice for her life.
But sadly, she's not available to answer these questions for the forseeable future.
Oh, yeah. I'd like to ask her if her dues to the National Rifle Association were paid up. She should get a prorated refund, because her membership ststus went down the memory hole 24 hours ago.
You know, I would never do this myself, because I'd never want to actually shoot a gun...
...but wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of people with semi-automatic weapons all met up outside NRA headquarters at midnight when nobody's inside, and proceeded to totally shoot up the place until it looks like a big hunk of Swiss cheese?
So why do all these pro-gun Repuke politicians insist on metal detectors and gun bans when they speak at public events? Why do they ban the public from bringing guns in the Capitol Building? Wouldn't they feel "safer" with an audience full of guys packing heat?
Rising Hegemon
To: The Parents of Newtown, Conn.
ReplyDeleteWe pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of our freedom. Chumps.
Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,
National Rifle Association
hey, Huckabee, maybe you forgot about this?
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_school_shooting
If only we had more men of God --Catholic priests, for example, there would be less evil pedophelia in the world.
ReplyDeleteHuckabee is just a leech on society. Why doesn't he learn a useful trade?
I'd like to ask Nancy Lanza why she felt it was necessary to purchase four weapons, including a Bushmaster semiautomatic rifle, when she had a mentally unstable kid at home, and keep the guns in the home. I'd like to ask her if she was afraid of something far more dreadful than her disturbed kid furiously playing WoW or Halo day after day in the spare oom. I'd like to ask her if she was one of those nuts that have been buying weapons like crazy ever since the guy with the extra melanin was elected President. I'd like to ask her whether Rush, Glenn, Bill-O and the rest had any good advice for her life.
ReplyDeleteBut sadly, she's not available to answer these questions for the forseeable future.
Oh, yeah. I'd like to ask her if her dues to the National Rifle Association were paid up. She should get a prorated refund, because her membership ststus went down the memory hole 24 hours ago.
ReplyDeleteIt hit me this morning - a word I have not heard in this disaster: "wounded".
ReplyDeleteNo one was wounded? Every person he shot he killed?
There was one person, a staff member, who was wounded.
ReplyDeletewe have to widen the net on who can't have guns. either way, the mother was totally irresponsible.
ReplyDeleteand stupid. i smell fux gnews.
You know, I would never do this myself, because I'd never want to actually shoot a gun...
ReplyDelete...but wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of people with semi-automatic weapons all met up outside NRA headquarters at midnight when nobody's inside, and proceeded to totally shoot up the place until it looks like a big hunk of Swiss cheese?
So why do all these pro-gun Repuke politicians insist on metal detectors and gun bans when they speak at public events? Why do they ban the public from bringing guns in the Capitol Building? Wouldn't they feel "safer" with an audience full of guys packing heat?
ReplyDeleteObviously Mike Huckabee has created a god in his own image.
ReplyDelete"Obviously Mike Huckabee has created a god in his own image."
ReplyDeleteMy appraisal exactly. To Huckabee, God is an Arkansas shitkicker with a fourth-grade education.
(Now, there's a scary fuckin' thought....)