The Westminster Dog Show

If for nothing else, like anything involving the planet Uranus, it allows juvenile snickering at comments like this describing this year's winner:


This year's winner...described as a "Beautiful Bitch"

Congratulations on winning Best in Show.

And now, we present "Worst in Show", BITCH Division:

Senior Division (Sponsored by Ensure)

Mature Division (Sponsored by Chicken of the Sea)

Youth Division (Sponsored by Stay-Tite Fence)

Heavyweight Division (Sponsored by Cycle 3)

Indeterminate Division (Sponsored by Apple)




NOTE: Sponsors unaware of sponsorship.