Rising Hegemon
Which states & cities have the largest penises?
America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises.
And what of it...
48. Iowa -- Predominantly German.
49. Utah -- Predominantly Mormon.
50. Wyoming -- Cheney.
Remember it's about literal "dick" size, not metaphorical "dick" size.
Assuming this ins't an April Fool's Day thing ... some of the craziest states in the country are packing the least. The bottom 17:
ReplyDeleteIdaho
Texas
Missouri
Montana
Ohio
Nebraska
Colorado
Maine
North Carolina
Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
West Virginia
Alaska
Iowa
Utah
Wyoming
Maybe it really is all about insufficient penis size. I see a Kinsey study: "Do liberal guys have bigger penises?" This could change everything. Who's going to want to vote for or be associated with the party of "The Angry Inch"?
so the problem with the "Red States" can be boiled down to "penis envy"? and "small man syndrome"? which results in frustrated, irritated women.
ReplyDeletecolor me surprised.
less blacks?
ReplyDeletethis isn't gonna help you with sandy..
ReplyDeleteHas far more to do with respondents' ability to delude themselves than any statistical variances. This is ironclad proof New Hampshire is unqualified to hold the first presidential primary.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they're buying them for the livstock, they're still unqualified to hold the first presidential primary.
As we Germans say, we breed men, not dicks.
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