This seems positively benign--compared to the Jimmy Dean chocolate chip pancake and sausage on a stick....
Or that new KFC deep-fried heart attack in a paper holder....
Give or take a few years of this stuff and kids will be telling their mothers, and being truthful about it, "but, Mom, the deep-fried Snickers bar is healthier!"
Rising Hegemon
This seems positively benign--compared to the Jimmy Dean chocolate chip pancake and sausage on a stick....
ReplyDeleteOr that new KFC deep-fried heart attack in a paper holder....
Give or take a few years of this stuff and kids will be telling their mothers, and being truthful about it, "but, Mom, the deep-fried Snickers bar is healthier!"
If this really is "the last machine [I'll] need," then surely the end times must be upon us.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to put one of those right on my desk. We Southern folk love our sausage gravy n' biscuits. Mmm mmm!
ReplyDeleteYeah! Looks good to me.
ReplyDeleteDo they still have Bob Evans dinners?
who needs death panels when companies are killing us biscuit by biscuit.
ReplyDeleteGood sausage gravy and biscuits are manna from heaven.
ReplyDeleteIf eating them is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Step 3: Call 911.
ReplyDeleteAh, the ambience of a dispensed biscuit with a splurt of non-refrigerated gravy product, on a disposable plate.
it's missing a warning sign.
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