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Thursday, May 27, 2010

If you're going to pull numbers out of

Ironically, your ass.

Then, I'll give you some numbers.

I've heard of five guys (all guys) who belong to the Family Research Council. This douchebag, James Dobson, Ted Haggard, George Rikers Rekers, and Tony Perkins.

40% of those guys solicit gay prostitutes.
20% of those guys take showers with their young sons so they can show them their wangs.
The same 20% when not beating their privates, take it out on their dachshund. I'm surprised this compatriot hasn't joined up.
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6 comments:

  1. JDM10:06 AM

    George Rekkers

    signed,

    Ur Progressive Fakt Chekker Servus

    PS Straight married republiKKKan men only have sex with men. Check it out - pure gold!

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  2. sukabi10:56 AM

    you left out a couple of other stats Atta:

    100% of those guys are misogynistic pervs.
    100% of them want to take your money.
    100% of them are hypocritical douche bags.

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  3. Mr. Hedley Bowes11:16 AM

    "We watch FOX so you don't have to."

    What a great service!

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  4. pansypoo1:32 PM

    well, i gotta say, why should women be the only victims?

    maybe rape should be addressed.

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  5. Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs!2:29 AM

    Saw a funny bumpersticker someplace or other:

    "FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY"

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  6. Zak442:17 PM

    "Retired Col. Dick Black...said that essentially, allowing homosexuals to serve openly would create an environment where straight soldiers wouldn't report attacks for fear of being told they 'asked for it.'"

    Hmmm. Wonder why he doesn't go by "Richard"? Not that "Dick Black" sounds IN ANY WAY like a gay porn name. No sirree. Certainly not.

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