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Friday, September 24, 2010

Too soon?

Please avert your weakening eyes, as written to Dan Savege:

The time has come for you to use your influence to pick a day between now and the November election and declare it Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day in either the state of Delaware or the entire United States of America. This needs to happen, and you're the only guy who can do it.


The palms get harrier from there.

7 comments:

  1. StonyPillow4:34 AM

    Authored by:

    "Hiding "At "The "Elusive "Fuzz "Under "Christine's "Knockers"

    Savage Love indeed. I would have used "Around".

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  2. Anonymous4:39 AM

    A harrier is a kind of dog or VTOL jet while hairier is to have more hair.

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  3. StonyPillow7:00 AM

    Instant takeoff, but also disappointing instant landing, and especially no runway. Go with it.

    The "mispellings" are all deliberate, and ribbed for pleasure. Not intended for purposes of preventing pregnancy (although that pic eradicates desire better than Roundup on dandelions).

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  4. Anonymous7:01 AM

    a harrier is also another term for runners...

    these palms don't run ! ! !

    um, how do i separate my normal, everyday 'fun time', from 'fun time' for odoodles ? ? ?

    should i send the video to chrissie, or is that in bad taste ? ? ?

    art guerrilla
    aka ann archy
    artguerrilla@windstream.net
    eof

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  5. If the Senate Dems can spend their days jerking off, I guess I can do my part for the party as well.

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  6. Athenawise8:59 AM

    Don't forget to use O'Donnell's favorite piece of jewelry, her pearl necklace.

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