Rising Hegemon
Because walking lazer-shooting-out-of-eyes giant Jesus would be -- hell must be -- a coming Michael Bay project, and subject of Ricky Bobby prayer.
That can be defeated ONLY by shooting at his balls.
The important thing for John Turturro is that the check cleared.
(photo via REUTERS/Kacper Pempel)
Ummmmm....I dunno. He doesn't look Jewish...I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it'll be struck by lightning, like the erroneously monikered "Touchdown Jesus."
ReplyDeleteThe correct name for that one should have been "Conductor Jesus."
Well, I, for one, think it's totally awesome of them to erect a giant statue of King Aragorn I! Why do they keep calling him "Jesus" though?
ReplyDeleteis there a nude beach nearby?
ReplyDeleteIf there is, he better keep a long shirt directly below his screwtum
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