I hope any extraterrestrials planning a state visit which begins with "take me to your leader" avoid Kentucky for a while, and, especially, stay abreast of the news.
This is definitely one of those situations where intra-galactic war can be avoided by judicious planning.
guns make it so easy to follow the cliche "shoot first, ask questions later." Morons don't kill chupacabras, guns do. that's a moronic view, but it disallows the questions by those who dare ask. vox
"What if Jeebus isn't coming back as a gorgeous, long haired, bearded Middle Eastern hippie?"
Umm, if he shows up in Kentucky, my advice is for him to conjure up a flak jacket, unless he wants to do an unscheduled repeat performance of the death and resurrection thingie....
What? You never heard of the "if you don't understand it, kill it then poke it" rule?
ReplyDeleteI hope any extraterrestrials planning a state visit which begins with "take me to your leader" avoid Kentucky for a while, and, especially, stay abreast of the news.
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely one of those situations where intra-galactic war can be avoided by judicious planning.
>intra-galactic war can be avoided by judicious planning
ReplyDeleteSuch as, don't locate your computer in the path of a hyperspatial express route being built by the Vogons.
It's a sphinx cat -- a breed that's virtually hairless.
ReplyDeleteThey're very sweet-natured domestic cats bred to be hypo-allergenic.
He's not only a moron, he's a vicious moron.
guns make it so easy to follow the cliche "shoot first, ask questions later."
ReplyDeleteMorons don't kill chupacabras, guns do.
that's a moronic view, but it disallows the questions by those who dare ask.
vox
cats in KY have hair dammit.
ReplyDeleteWhat if Jeebus isn't coming back as a gorgeous, long haired, bearded Middle Eastern hippie?
ReplyDelete"What if Jeebus isn't coming back as a gorgeous, long haired, bearded Middle Eastern hippie?"
ReplyDeleteUmm, if he shows up in Kentucky, my advice is for him to conjure up a flak jacket, unless he wants to do an unscheduled repeat performance of the death and resurrection thingie....