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Monday, January 31, 2011

The Checklist

Joints hurt - check
Back hurts - check
balls hurt - check


Hooray, the Flu has arrived!

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:35 AM

    It's a very thorough flu... it leaves no stone unturned.

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  2. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Ummmm. Ball-flu. The worse kind. So sad.

    Oh well, it frees up your other typing hand, so you have that going for you.

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  3. glenn greenwald has dengue fever??

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  4. A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
    a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
    Worked Every time.
    w3ski

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  5. A Doctor back in Eureka Ca had the best remedy ever ;
    a R/X for 3 days worth of Tylenol and Coedine, and then a written note excusing you from work for 3 days.
    Worked Every time.
    w3ski

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  6. Lord I got the flu, and the blue balls too.
    Yes I got the flu, and the blue balls too.

    You know the flu don't hurt, but the blue balls surely do.

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  7. pain is godly. the pope said so.
    pain in the balls? what does pope nazi say?

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  8. jimmiraybob1:22 PM

    Never had the balls-flu but if I ever do, I'll be singing the Ball-Flue Blues too (via Cervantes, 2011).

    [fadeout with soft plaintiff blues harmonica lick]

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  9. Raoul Paste2:30 PM

    Get the flu just in time for a Federal judge to strike down health care reform. Good timing.

    And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.

    Get well soon.

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  10. Mr. Hedley Bowes4:33 PM

    Ugh. Get better soon.

    When I'm feeling flu-ish I load up on pho with plenty of sliced hot peppers and basil.

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  11. jimmiraybob5:01 PM

    And jimmraybob, its either 'plaintive' or the best lawyer pun ever.

    Apparently, on the subconscious level, I'm a punning genius.

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  12. Anonymous6:23 PM

    I don't think I have had flu symptoms in the balls. Howsomeever, I do recall that aching balls was and indicator of something much worse. Just sayin...

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  13. Mr. Hedley Bowes11:17 PM

    'Ow, my balls!' must be a case of Idiocracy. Be well.

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  14. StonyPillow4:27 AM

    The indignities of age are supposed to be outweighed by something or other. Can't remember what, though.

    May it pass quickly, good doctor.

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  15. sukabi11:15 AM

    StonyPillow... isn't "May it pass quickly" a kind of a curse if you're talking about the flu??? all those projectile excretions... wouldn't wish that on anyone..

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  16. not the idiotocracy!

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