Rising Hegemon
I predict by 2055, Republicans in Congress will finally begin calling for hearings looking into white extremism and white anti-Americanism.
Leading the call will be Chattahoochee River Palin, daughter of Bristol Palin's child via premarital -- but officially sanctified -- sex with Lynn Swann III during the 2028 Fox News Republican National Convention sponsored by Wasabi & Chive flavored Tostitos.
I guess as a white person I am supposed to be scared of this factoid but since we've been in charge of everything since forever and have basically fucked it all up royally, I say give the brown people a chance. Hell, they couldn't do any worse.
ReplyDeleteI predict by 2055, Republicans in Congress will finally begin calling for hearings looking into white extremism and white anti-Americanism.
ReplyDeleteHeaven forfend that we start looking into white extremism and anti-Americanism now, when Sharia law and unrestrained lady parts threaten the planet.
mmmmm.... wasabi and chive....
ReplyDeleterepublikklans will never ever look into white extremism. gets too close.
ReplyDeleteBeing white ain't what it used to be, with a nephew whose dad was hispanic, a great niece just impregnated by a black, but to imagine a nonwhite Christian Republican is so unreal. Ok, there are some token jews and blacks. But tokenism is what it is.
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