Rising Hegemon
Tell 'em John McCain's gonna fly an F-8 in the direction of where he lives, that SOB has a bout a 1 in 5000 shot of auguring the son of a bitch within a 10 mile radius of that muftied-up bastard and about a 2 to 1 shot of crashing it into somebody.
Here's my guess (like it is really a guess, we all know this) ol' Johnny boy is gonna somehow fall in love with yet another war that demands escalation.
That and the Sun will rise in the east.
Who better to send than a guy who finished 894th in his class? (Out of 899.)
ReplyDeleteThe sun will rise in the east, McCain will return waving a bloody shirt and demand the U.S. become more involved, leaving a perfect opportunity for Obama to say, "I welcome Senator McCain's report. And, as he is so concerned about this vital-to-national-security conflict, I will send in the military just as soon as Senator McCain's bill is passed increasing taxes to pay for it."
An F-8 is too hot for McGrumpy. Try an A-4, he's lost a lot of those...
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ReplyDeleteThis is really sad but I'd rather hear the rantings from the Dear Sarah than from walNUTS anymore.........
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