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Monday, May 09, 2011

Hmmm...

Interesting:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he hasn't decided whether to seek a heart transplant.


That's funny because I understand the Obama Administration found an anonymous and appropriately assholish donor just over a week ago and they're keeping it for him on ice.

Maybe they'll end up selling it to a Koch brother.

10 comments:

  1. Oh, Lord Cheney is just deciding if he really can do without one, having metaphorically had no need for one for decades.

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  2. Raoul Paste8:31 AM

    "They Saved Bin Laden's Heart!"

    Sounds like a B-Movie.

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  3. Athenawise9:41 AM

    What? Did wizened ol' Rupert Murdoch finally kick off?

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  4. he's afraid a real heart may change him.

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  5. Anonymous4:41 PM

    heart of my heart
    i love that melody
    heart of my heart
    give none to dick cheney
    how do you transplant a heart into an asshole anyway?
    vox

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  6. Anonymous6:09 PM

    So tell me why they didn't just select a suitable Young Republican, rip out his still beating heart on Rupert Murdoch's desk and do the operation on Fox & Fiends?

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  7. If there was a god, Unka Dick would have been shot in the face before Bin FN Laden. (NOT sarcasm)

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  8. Olives and Arrows10:16 PM

    ,


    You really hafta wonder when you see comments like this above written by MD.
    MD appears to prefer the mass murdering terrorist over that of a retired politician that he has disagreed with......

    /sigh/

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  9. Anonymous1:24 PM

    HAHAHAHA.

    Both bin Laden and Saddam Hussein sprung from the ejaculate of Dick and Rummy's great game wet dreams. Their CIA and DOD made them.

    Wonder on, shitOnAstick.

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  10. Anonymous4:11 AM

    Bin Laden was a retired politician? Who knew?

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