Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he hasn't decided whether to seek a heart transplant.
That's funny because I understand the Obama Administration found an anonymous and appropriately assholish donor just over a week ago and they're keeping it for him on ice.
Maybe they'll end up selling it to a Koch brother.
Oh, Lord Cheney is just deciding if he really can do without one, having metaphorically had no need for one for decades.
ReplyDelete"They Saved Bin Laden's Heart!"
ReplyDeleteSounds like a B-Movie.
What? Did wizened ol' Rupert Murdoch finally kick off?
ReplyDeletehe's afraid a real heart may change him.
ReplyDeleteheart of my heart
ReplyDeletei love that melody
heart of my heart
give none to dick cheney
how do you transplant a heart into an asshole anyway?
vox
So tell me why they didn't just select a suitable Young Republican, rip out his still beating heart on Rupert Murdoch's desk and do the operation on Fox & Fiends?
ReplyDeleteIf there was a god, Unka Dick would have been shot in the face before Bin FN Laden. (NOT sarcasm)
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ReplyDeleteYou really hafta wonder when you see comments like this above written by MD.
MD appears to prefer the mass murdering terrorist over that of a retired politician that he has disagreed with......
/sigh/
HAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteBoth bin Laden and Saddam Hussein sprung from the ejaculate of Dick and Rummy's great game wet dreams. Their CIA and DOD made them.
Wonder on, shitOnAstick.
Bin Laden was a retired politician? Who knew?
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