Since I'm still here and unraptured, I guess I'm going to find out from my credit card companies that simply enclosing paper with the words "suck it" is not considered a legitimate form of payment.
I stationed my self strategically a a pub located in easy walking distance of a Catholic church, a Lutheran church, a Methodist church, a Seventh Day Adventist church and a couple others that I don't know the denomination. Scanning the skies promptly after 6PM (local Rapture time) there was no sky activity.
Not one saved body ascending. Several periodic checks later and still nothing I concluded: FAIL. Except the being at the pub part. On the down side, I still have laundry to do.
Rising Hegemon
I feel fine.
ReplyDeleteYes, but at least your laundry is done.
ReplyDeleteI stationed my self strategically a a pub located in easy walking distance of a Catholic church, a Lutheran church, a Methodist church, a Seventh Day Adventist church and a couple others that I don't know the denomination. Scanning the skies promptly after 6PM (local Rapture time) there was no sky activity.
ReplyDeleteNot one saved body ascending. Several periodic checks later and still nothing I concluded: FAIL. Except the being at the pub part. On the down side, I still have laundry to do.
No - the rapture happened, but there were only two people who qualified, and they both were hermits.
ReplyDeletei thought god scooped up the atheists.
ReplyDeleteHey, it works for La Palin.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you'd just forwarded all your bills to the Republican National Committee and told them to pay `em....