We don't understand soccer

We're not pros at this, we're amateurs (just look at Fox's coverage of the Champions League). Soccer and drinking go together.

...for the next early game, a nationally televised 1:00 Sunday tilt in July, the Timbers Army is beseeching every supporter to stay sober the day before.

Of course, just asks Limbaugh or Drudge, we eschew soccer-riots for made up race riots.