1)Do not leave the conquest flag at home. One must plant a flag in order to secure large swathes of property previously belonging to others (i.e., heathen barbarians a.k.a non-humans).
2) Do it for God and King.
3) Be pious and humble.
4) Kick Andrew Brietbart in the nuts if you get a chance.*
Too many people are branded as common criminals because they have not adhered to the basics.
*This is just a bonus and not actually legally required.
This (http://media.photobucket.com/image/homeland+security+/northstar007/Homeland_Security1.png) is my response to the holiday, as well as being on my office door.
Rising Hegemon
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ReplyDelete1)Do not leave the conquest flag at home. One must plant a flag in order to secure large swathes of property previously belonging to others (i.e., heathen barbarians a.k.a non-humans).
2) Do it for God and King.
3) Be pious and humble.
4) Kick Andrew Brietbart in the nuts if you get a chance.*
Too many people are branded as common criminals because they have not adhered to the basics.
*This is just a bonus and not actually legally required.
This (http://media.photobucket.com/image/homeland+security+/northstar007/Homeland_Security1.png) is my response to the holiday, as well as being on my office door.
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ReplyDeletehappy occupation day!
And infect everyone with smallpox and measles.
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