The Liberty Way means there ain't no gay. So there won't be any femmes that Willard can pound the crap out of. Restore Our Failure will probably be happy about that.
And his Missouri Fox Trotter's a dancing Jesus Horse.
I guess it's too much to hope that the evangelical press him on his church's crazy beliefs (which was my church as a youngster). They need to be reminded that they really don't like Mormons.
Rising Hegemon
The Liberty Way means there ain't no gay. So there won't be any femmes that Willard can pound the crap out of. Restore Our Failure will probably be happy about that.
ReplyDeleteAnd his Missouri Fox Trotter's a dancing Jesus Horse.
I guess it's too much to hope that the evangelical press him on his church's crazy beliefs (which was my church as a youngster). They need to be reminded that they really don't like Mormons.
ReplyDeleteI won't be surprised if Willard rides in on his horse, and then tells them it's a donkey and that's he's just paying homage to their Jeebus.
ReplyDeleteor ride his wife who is riding her dressage horse.
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