Virginia is for lovers, you leave that shit at the border when you visit Tennessee

Tennessee, the land that time, humor and rationality forgot has passed themselves another mighty fine piece of ledge-ooh-slay-shin:

The Tennessee Legislature on Friday sent a bill to Gov. Bill Haslam’s desk that, according to the Tennessean, would require sex-ed classes to “exclusively and emphatically” promote abstinence and ban teachers and outside groups from promoting “gateway sexual activity.” The bill defines “gateway sexual activity” as: “sexual conduct encouraging an individual to engage in a non-abstinent behavior.”

No kissing, no hugging, no looking and of course...