Can't have sex without trying to make a baby; two dudes can never get it on; and women as Priests, EGAD no...but making Jesus into an old guy just like him..
.no problem.
"The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of
Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his
calculations by several years," the
Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the world with an
initial print run of a million copies.
"The actual date of Jesus's birth was several years before."
Rising Hegemon
Sister Mary Aloysius Do The Dishes taught this to us at St. Leibowitz grammar school back in the Late Pleistocene era. Ain't news.
ReplyDeleteA printing run of a million copies? Not enough to feed His Holiness' vanity. Look for a second, third and fourth printings (unless he kicks the bucket and goes to his eternal reward with the rest of the Hitler Youth).
but does jesus still have a swimmer's bod?
ReplyDeleteWho gives a shit?
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