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Thursday, February 19, 2015

What?! No salted caramel?

Bring on the giant meteor part infinity.

Little Caesars has devised a brand new place to feed the public's obsession with bacon: wrapped around the pizza crust.

More specifically, 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the pizza crust.

29 comments:

  1. Of course, the salted caramel isn't available, silly! They haven't figured out how to work Sriracha into the recipe.

    [/eyeroll]

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  2. "Stuff them with more dough! Make them fatter! Add bacon! Do anything but make the pizza taste better!"

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  3. Athenawise7:33 AM

    Pfizer has asked how Little Caesars does it. They want to wrap bacon around Lipitor tablets.

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  4. mmmmm, bacon.

    but this not bacon.

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  5. mmmmm, bacon.

    but this not bacon.

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  6. Little Caesar6:26 AM

    Why do you hate my freedom?

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  7. Siriracha sauce pizza with crumbly bacon, pumpkin spice and a twist of lime. It's going to happen. It will be terrible, but it will happen.

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  8. Eat enough and Herman Cain becomes our new overlord.

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  9. Brian M7:51 PM

    We don't want Herman Cain. We want Papa John! Who was OFFENDED that he had to provide minimal benefits to his employees. Because Galt's Gulch is paved in thin, flavorless pizza-like substances!

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  10. A pizza road so salty, the snow never sticks.

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  11. Ah, capitalism destroys itself. In twenty years, the military--on which U.S. capitalists depend--won't be able to field an army because arteriosclerosis among twenty-year-olds will be endemic.

    Apart from the arteriosclerosis, that might be a good thing, overall, and an irony suitably high enough to satisfy even the most jaded of anti-imperialists. Who knew that the empire's undoing would be the double-cheese, double-bacon, bacon-wrapped cheeseburger pizza?

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