Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Cutting through the BS

CNN "AEI" whore Bill Schneider just talked about Bush's "likeability" -- which of course induces dry heaves. Ironic considering that amongst Dubdya, Pickles, Jenna, and Not-Jenna I'm pretty sure one of them was wretching over a porcelain throne sometime recently.

But aside from pending allegations of Bush liking the "nose candy", while his daddy was President, Bush is not liked by a far more significant percentage of the populace than Bill Clinton.

It all comes down to this from Gallup...

Bush's bounce is the smallest an incumbent president has received.



Republican's description of blessed bounce...


Gritty reality...

Monday, September 06, 2004

Too Good not to Proliferate

Over at Atrios comes this choice Bush Quote with video (windows media format). Cannot be reproduced enough throughout the infobahn.

Here is the video:

Here is what Chimpy states:

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many O-B-G-Y-N's aren't able to practice their...their love with women all across this country."

The Not-so-Way-Back Machine

Speaking of things that Should Be Commercials for Kerry/Edwards:

George Bush July 2, 2003:

President Bush said Wednesday that American troops under fire in Iraq aren't about to pull out, and he challenged those tempted to attack U.S. forces, "Bring them on"

Bush pledged to find and punish "anybody who wants to harm American troops," and said the attacks would not weaken his resolve to restore peace and order in Iraq.

"There are some who feel like that the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is bring them on," Bush said. "We've got the force necessary to deal with the security situation." ...

Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., called the president's language "irresponsible and inciteful."

"I am shaking my head in disbelief," Lautenberg said. "When I served in the Army in Europe during World War II, I never heard any military commander — let alone the commander in chief — invite enemies to attack U.S. troops."

Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-Mo., said, "I have a message for the president: enough of the phony, macho rhetoric."



Number of American Military Deaths at the time Chimpy made that statement:

July 2, 2003: 205

Since July 2, 2003, in the wake of Bush's statement 788.

Total Dead at this moment 993.

Average Daily Deaths of soldiers;

Just before turnover, June 2004 -- 1.67 a day

July 2004, 1.87 per day
August 2004, 2.42 per day
As of 9/6/04, 2.50 per day

Number of injured thousands, more than ever, 1,100 in August 2004.




At least 7 American Soldiers Dead in Iraq. Not that the Cable News outfits consider that a Big Story

It is becoming clear that "supporting the troops" means forgetting them. So far this morning.

A massive car bomb exploded on the outskirts of Fallujah on Monday, killing seven U.S. Marines and wounding several others, a U.S. military official said.

The strength of the blast sent the engine from the vehicle used in the bombing flying "a good distance" from the site, a military official said on condition of anonymity.

Wounded troops were being treated Monday afternoon, the official said.

U.S. forces have not patrolled inside Fallujah since April, when U.S. Marines ended a three-week siege. The city has since fallen into the hands of insurgents who have used it as a base to manufacture car bombs and launch attacks on U.S. and Iraqi government forces.

I watched CNN, MSNBC, and even some amount of FoxNews this morning. Only CNN had a hint of an ambush near Fallujah that killed at least a half-dozen American Soldiers, apparently marines.

But that is bad news, and reflects just how bad Iraq is. It underscores that more than two months after we established a so-called sovereign government, it is so thinly veneered that even Potempkin would be embarrassed. But Potempkin was as honest as the day is long compared to our nation's broadcast media.

On FoxNews, the lobotomy morning crew even talked about how the cleanup after Frances was great news for the economy of the State because of all the jobs it will create. I kid you not.

Sunday, September 05, 2004

1,000 Soldiers, 20,000 Iraqis, and $200 Billion and all we got was this lousy Theocracy

Slowly, but surely, one city at a time, Iraq is becoming a theocratic state under Sharia. Unfortunately, mass media is only beginning to notice. But if the follow the pattern of the NY Times they will.

"Not one dime of American taxpayers' money will come into your city until you help us drive out the terrorists," Maj. Gen. John R. S. Batiste said in his base in Tikrit, tapping the table to make sure he was understood.

The sheiks nodded, smiled and withdrew, back to the city that neither they, nor the American military, any longer control.

The city under discussion was Samarra, a small metropolis north of Baghdad known for a dazzling ninth-century minaret that winds 164 feet into the air. In the heart of the area called the Sunni Triangle, Samarra is the most recent place where the American military has decided that pulling out and standing back may be the better part of valor, even if insurgents take over.

In Iraq, the list of places from which American soldiers have either withdrawn or decided to visit only rarely is growing: Falluja, where a Taliban-like regime has imposed a rigid theocracy; Ramadi, where the Sunni insurgents appear to have the run of the city; and the holy Shiite cities of Karbala and Najaf to the south, where the Americans agreed last month to keep their distance from the sacred shrines of Ali and Hussein.


Brought to you by your "w"incompetents at the Bush Administration.

Democrats giving Kerry Good Advice

It is time for Kerry to call a chump a chump and to show the American public that he will not roll over on insults and lies. Jimmy Carter rolled over (granted he had other problems as well), Michael Dukakis rolled over, Gore rolled over and for some time it has looked like Kerry was going to let the Republicans say anything they wanted and spout any lie, no matter how egregious.

Bush won his party's nomination in the last go around by lying about McCain -- and mostly having others lie for him. A classic Karl Rove tactic that he learned at the feet of Lee Lie-a-lot-water.

It is high time Mr. Kerry that you went on the offensive. Thank you for doing it.

While the Media Slept...

The Washington Post reports that:

About 1,100 U.S. soldiers and Marines were wounded in Iraq during August, by far the highest combat injury toll for any month since the war began and an indication of the intensity of battles flaring in urban areas.


That is 1,100 Purple Hearts for those RNC Delegate A-Holes to mock and make fun of.

But the Swift-Boat Liars were MORE important than this of course.

Enjoy Your Bounce, 'cause it Ain't Lasting

Dubya undoubtedly got a bounce and has now taken the lead in the polls...though what it actually did outside of his base states is another debatable question.

If August was John Kerry's month to be defensive as he was slandered by one book after another, then Attaturk predicts (and you know it's important when it's in comes in third person form) that September will be all that for Chimpy in spades, with the added element of much of the criticisms being true.

Vietnam Backfiring;

While the swift-boat liars probably did minimal damage, their dominance of the news cycle was clear. Though the harm may not have shown up so much in the polls it so dominated two to three weeks of news that it definitely ended momentum before the GOP convention. So Bush got three weeks of relative non-criticism.

But that will change now. First, the polls also show that the majority of people think the swift-boats were smears and that Bush was behind them. All pretty good guesses.

Now, comes the backfiring. By opening up Vietnam, Bush now opens himself up for attack, especially with people believing he is behind them -- the appointing of two swifties to a Veterans advisory board was not so swift of the administration either.

In comes Ben Barnes, who will tell '60 Minutes', either this Wednesday, or more likely, next Sunday that he was approached by a surrogate of George H.W. Bush to get his son into the National Guard, which for political purposes, Barnes then the Speaker of the Texas House (a powerful position in Texas where the Executive is rather weak) complied with [having somebody owe you a favor is powerful incentive]. Barnes will say that Bush is hardly the only prominant person he did this for, giving you a window into the world of political corruption, a world the Bushes are more than familiar with and do well to take advantage of.

Both Bushes have denied, and continue to deny using any special favors, but the evidence is definitely stacked against them, and unlike the Swiftboat Liars, Barnes is talking about his FIRST HAND direct knowledge of events. Sure he's a Kerry supporter, as are all the Swifties (John O'Neil's laughable assertion otherwise notwithstanding), but again BARNES knows directly what happened as a participant. Using a surrogate only gives the elder Bush a chance to deny 'directly' being involved -- but that is weak.

Then tied in with Barnes, is more information, as discussed in Salon, of Bush's non-service carousing and screwing around in Alabama for months at a time.

Some may argue that Bush, unlike Kerry, hasn't made Vietnam the centerpiece of his campaign, but that is bullshit. First, Kerry giving his biography is hardly making it the only thing he talks about, and second, there is a damn fine reason Bush doesn't want to talk about the National Guard, it is embarrasing. But by having his surrogates open up this can of worms by sowing lies about Kerry and Vietnam, he must now reap the whirlwind of his own cowardice and irresponsibility.


Hitting Bush where he is Strongest

Bob Graham is a lousy Presidential Candidate, being deprived of any semblance of charisma. However, nobody would say that Bob Graham is not supremely intelligent, serious, and a patriot. Furthermore, he is the world's most anal retentive diarist and is blessed with a photographic memory.

In short, he is definitely NOT the guy that you want on the Senate Intelligence Committee if you are trying to commit fraud on the public about your analysis and use of intelligence, including a strong-armed effort to deprive the public of information about your buddies in Saudi Arabia.

And Graham has a new book coming out, "Intelligence Matters", this Tuesday, which accuses the Bush Administration of base fraud, and compromising of American interests.

Two of the Sept. 11, 2001, hijackers had a support network in the United States that included agents of the Saudi government, and the Bush administration and FBI blocked a congressional investigation into that relationship, Sen. Bob Graham wrote in a book to be released Tuesday.

The discovery of the financial backing of the two hijackers ''would draw a direct line between the terrorists and the government of Saudi Arabia, and trigger an attempted coverup by the Bush administration,'' the Florida Democrat wrote.

And in Graham's book, Intelligence Matters, obtained by The Herald Saturday, he makes clear that some details of that financial support from Saudi Arabia were in the 27 pages of the congressional inquiry's final report that were blocked from release by the administration, despite the pleas of leaders of both parties on the House and Senate intelligence committees.


So Bush protects the Saudis. Kerry knows this stuff too, which explains his nameing of the Saudi Royal family in speeches ahead of the curve. Graham's outing of this information allows Kerry to broaden the attack and for the press, should they be so inclined, put Bush on the defensive after Labor Day.

He oversaw the Sept. 11 investigation on Capitol Hill with Rep. Porter Goss, nominated last month to be the next CIA director. According to Graham, the FBI and the White House blocked efforts to investigate the extent of official Saudi connections to two hijackers.

Graham wrote that the staff of the congressional inquiry concluded that two Saudis in the San Diego area, Omar al-Bayoumi and Osama Bassan, who gave significant financial support to two hijackers, were working for the Saudi government.

Al-Bayoumi received a monthly allowance from a contractor for Saudi Civil Aviation that jumped from $465 to $3,700 in March 2000, after he helped Nawaf al-Hazmi and Khalid al-Mihdhdar -- two of the Sept. 11 hijackers -- find apartments and make contacts in San Diego, just before they began pilot training.

When the staff tried to conduct interviews in that investigation, and with an FBI informant, Abdussattar Shaikh, who also helped the eventual hijackers, they were blocked by the FBI and the administration, Graham wrote.

The administration and CIA also insisted that the details about the Saudi support network that benefited two hijackers be left out of the final congressional report, Graham complained.

Bush had concluded that ''a nation-state that had aided the terrorists should not be held publicly to account,'' Graham wrote. ``It was as if the president's loyalty lay more with Saudi Arabia than with America's safety.''


And there is more, particular in regard to how Afghanistan and the war against Al Qaeda in the name of the Iraqi-clusterfuck.

Graham also revealed that Gen. Tommy Franks told him on Feb. 19, 2002, just four months after the invasion of Afghanistan, that many important resources -- including the Predator drone aircraft crucial to the search for Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda leaders -- were being shifted to prepare for a war against Iraq.

Graham recalled this conversation at MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa with Franks, then head of Central Command, who was ``looking troubled'':

"Senator, we are not engaged in a war in Afghanistan.''

''Excuse me?'' I asked.

''Military and intelligence personnel are being redeployed to prepare for an action in Iraq,'' he continued.

Graham concluded: 'Gen. Franks' mission -- which, as a good soldier, he was loyally carrying out -- was being downgraded from a war to a manhunt.''


These attack Bush on two definite weaknesses regarding his role as Commander in Chief, as well as an obvious area of weakness, his intellectual stupidity.

Bush as Sadist

On September 13, 2004, Seymour Hersh's book "Chain of Command" comes out. This will show the depth of the torture in Iraq in its most rancid form and as the book implies draw the problems all the way up to the highest levels of the Bush Administration.

Here is the editor's note, which adds to the interest the book will receive. Look for Hersh on the talk shows next week and excepts in a major publication:

In Chain of Command, Hersh takes an unflinching look behind the public story of President Bush's "war on terror" and into the lies and obsessions that led America into Iraq. He reveals the connections between early missteps in the hunt for Al Qaeda and disasters on the ground in Iraq. The book includes a new account of Hersh's pursuit of the Abu Ghraib story and of where, he believes, responsibility for the scandal ultimately lies. Hersh draws on sources at the highest levels of the American government and intelligence community, in foreign capitals, and on the battlefield for an unparalleled view of a crucial chapter in America's recent history. With an introduction by The New Yorker's editor, David Remnick, Chain of Command is a devastating portrait of an Administration blinded by ideology and of a President whose decisions have made the world a more dangerous place for America.


Bush family as Scandalous Powermongers

Well, if matters of national security cannot awaken the SCLM from their fog of Bush ignorance, then sex and base-scandals should do it.

And thus, at the same time that Hersh's book comes out, there is the double whammy of Kitty Kelly's "The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Family Dynasty"

Kelly specializes in finding scandals and first hand accounts of scandals, and they always get massive attention, and never result in any lawsuits -- which tells you something. Ann Coulter she ain't.

What is in the book is unknown, but if these rumored allegations are in the book it will definitely generate some headlines:

The biography is obviously unauathorized.

It reveals alleged sex offenses against minors by Dubya's father.

It reveals the use of the White House by male hookers.

It reveals crooked business deals by every member of the Bush clan, including the oh-so-holy first lady, Laura "Round Heels" Bush.

It reveals how former first lady Babs Bush is almost a practicing witch.

It reveals how Dubya has had a very special friend in the mayor of a Tennessee city, who has has cohabited the Texas ranch many times.

It reveals the details of embarassing photographs of Bush that actually caused U.S. Govt. agents to perpetrate the anthrax mailings to destroy the building of National Enquirer and kill photo editor Stevens.

It reveals how you can get surprisingly close to America's Darth Vader.

It reveals the incredible relationship between Dubya and some famous televangelists.

It reveals intimate details gleaned from persons close to Bush in Crawford, Texas.

It reveals the filth of Bush's ancestors, the most shocking family in US history.

It reveals how Bush plans additional wars for oil, under the pretense of fighting terrorism and defending Israel -- these are just pretenses, the real reason is we are running out of oil.

It reveals Dubya's oedipus complex with Babs, his love/hate relationship with his father, some surprising medical details about Duby, including an explanation of why he is so burnt out.

It reveals who runs Bush, and it is not Round Heels.

It reveals murders committed by the Bush family.

It reveals why George W. Bush is the greatest threat the US and the world has ever faced.

This book makes Fahrenheit 9/11 look like pablum. It is real raw meat.


Now, they may defrost Osama this month (though I doubt it) -- and they may issue many a terror warning -- but nonetheless, September will probably be a tough month for Bush.

Saturday, September 04, 2004

Listen to what the man says

Remember what Paul McCartney said: "Listen to what the man says". Come on people! Last minute promises are as good as the air exhaled. Its like saying "Yes, I will love you forever!" or "Yes, I love your cat!"

I can't imagine that politicians would make last minute promises for votes, can you?

Shout Out to our man Bill

We here at the Rising Hegemon would like to send our best wishes and thoughts to Bill Clinton and his family. While we may not have always agreed with him. We wish him a successful surgery and a speedy recovery.

The Long Shadow of Jim Crow

People For the American Way Foundation and the NAACP have released a report on voter intimidation and suppression in the United States.

The report highlights the need for greater vigilance and election protection efforts as we go into the presidential election.

From the report:

Less then ten weeks before the national elections, potential problems with voter registration lists, new and unproven technologies, insufficient resources for poll worker training, and inadequate voter education are increasingly being scrutinized for their potential to rob voters of their right to cast a vote that is counted. These, however, are not the only threats to the integrity of the elections, as a report released by People For the American Way Foundation and the NAACP makes clear.

The Long Shadow of Jim Crow: Voter Intimidation and Suppression in America documents that the vestiges of voter intimidation, oppression and suppression were not swept away by the Voting Rights Act or by subsequent efforts to enforce it. In fact, deliberate efforts to deceive or intimidate voters into staying away from the polls continue to emerge in nearly every major election cycle.

"There is more than one way to deprive people of their right to vote, from systemic and technical problems to inadequate voter education to illegal actions by public officials," said People For the American Way Foundation President Ralph G. Neas. "Although voter intimidation has not historically been confined to a single political party, we are increasingly concerned about recent incidents indicating that Republican officials may be planning to challenge voters this year based on race."

"Minority voters bear the brunt of every form of disenfranchisement, including pernicious efforts to keep them away from the polls," said Julian Bond, NAACP Board Chairman. "This report is a reminder that while we are keeping an eye on state officials and new voting machines, we cannot relax our vigilance against these kinds of direct assaults on voters' rights."

The Long Shadow of Jim Crow reports that the poll taxes, literacy texts and physical violence of the Jim Crow era have been replaced by more subtle and creative tactics. Among recent examples cited in the report:

· This summer, Michigan state Rep. John Pappageorge (R-Troy) was quoted in the Detroit Free Press as saying, "If we do not suppress the Detroit vote, we're going to have a tough time in this election." African Americans comprise 83% of Detroit's population.

· In Kentucky in July 2004, Black Republican officials joined to ask their State GOP party chairman to renounce plans to place "vote challengers" in African-American precincts during the coming elections.

· Most recently, controversy has erupted over the use in the Orlando area of armed, plainclothes officers from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) to question elderly black voters in their homes as part of a state investigation of voting irregularities in the city's March 2003 mayoral election. Critics have charged that the tactics used by the FDLE have intimidated black voters, which could suppress their turnout in this year's elections. Six members of Congress recently called on Attorney General John Ashcroft to investigate potential civil rights violations in the matter.

· This year in Florida, the state ordered the implementation of a "potential felon" purge list to remove voters from the rolls, in a disturbing echo of the infamous 2000 purge, which removed thousands of eligible voters, primarily African-Americans, from the rolls. The state abandoned the plan after news media investigations revealed that the 2004 list also included thousands of people who were eligible to vote, and heavily targeted African-Americans while virtually ignoring Hispanic voters.

· In South Dakota's June 2004 primary, Native American voters were prevented from voting after they were challenged to provide photo IDs, which they were not required to present under state or federal law.

· Earlier this year in Texas, a local district attorney claimed that students at a majority black college were not eligible to vote in the county where the school is located. It happened in Waller County - the same county where 26 years earlier, a federal court order was required to prevent discrimination against the students.

· Last year, voters in African American areas of Philadelphia were systematically challenged by men carrying clipboards and driving sedans with magnetic signs designed to look like law enforcement insignia.

The Long Shadow of Jim Crow also reviews the historical roots of recent voter intimidation and suppression efforts in the days following emancipation, through Reconstruction and the "Second Reconstruction," the years immediately following the passage of the Voting Rights Act.

The 1965 Voting Rights Act was among the crowning achievements of the civil rights era, and a defining moment for social justice and equality. Yet as The Long Shadow of Jim Crow documents, attempts to erode and undermine those victories have never disappeared. Voter intimidation is not a relic of the past, but a strategy used with disturbing frequency in recent years. Sustaining the promise of the civil rights era, and maintaining the dream of equal voting rights for every citizen requires constant vigilance, courageous leadership, and an active, committed and well-informed citizenry.

This year, with widespread predictions of a historically close national election and an unprecedented wave of new voter registration, unscrupulous political operatives may seek any advantage, including suppression and intimidation efforts. As in the past, minority voters and low-income populations will be the most likely targets of dirty tricks at the polls.

Forewarned is forearmed," said Bond. "We are reminding voters, election officials, and the media about the kinds of dirty tricks that can be expected. We must be prepared to confront and defeat them."

"The stakes and challenges in this election are unprecedented," said Neas, "and so are the collaborative energies of organizations and individuals working together to protect American voters and American democracy. More than 60 civil rights and other public interest organizations are collaborating in the nonpartisan Election Protection coalition, which is identifying potential problems, holding public officials accountable for conducting fair and honest elections, educating voters about their rights, mobilizing 25,000 volunteers - including thousands of lawyers and law students - and operating a toll-free hotline for voters who run into any problems."

More information about the Election Protection project and the national coalition of organizations working to implement voter education, voter mobilization, and election protection.

Final Day of the Convention

After the whole Zell Miller episode I laid low for a while. I did bump into the Bush girls but all they could talk about was getting "groped" by the governator and how "Cuel" he was. All they wanted to do was swallow jello shots and play strip poker.

Since my strip poker skills are rather limited and the idea of being mentioned in the tabloids with "Jenifee" and "Babas" was a terrible thought, I politely demurred. "Oh he's probably one of those religious prudes like Dad pretends to be." "That sure would explain a lot," chuckled Babas.

I walked out of the meeting room and found my way to the press area. There was Dyanmic George Pat-taki holding sway over the press. I was confused how any one could stand to listen. "And.... Then.... I... Told.... Them..." I thought to myself, "Wow! That just took him three minutes to get out! And he is going to introduce Bush, wow that should be pretty boring...

I felt a mind numbing cold and gasped for breath. Thinking quickly I realized that there was only one force in the universe that could create such a feeling and then there in front of me in a swirl of smoke and brimstone was Ann Coulter. "Oh man, I thought, where is the suicide pill that Jennings gave me back at camp Goldwater?"

So... are you an evil liberal or are you one of the children of all that is good, moral, and just?

"I... I..." I just stammered.

"Oh thank goodness," Coulter said. "I am so tired of pretending to be a horrible person!"

All I could get out was, "Huh?"

"Like David Brock I pretended to be a fascist and mean-spirited idiot."

Still I was unable to talk.

"But..." was the best I could do.

"Ah, so you have fallen for my plan...! I would never turn my back on the truth that all liberals are treasonous scum sucking bastards who should be eliminated with nothing short of atomic...

"There you are Ann, you forgot your medicine," said a man in a white lab coat. "We all know how cranky you get without your medicine."

I do not need your liberal medications, why I am the only hope for mankind! Only I can stop...

Then the doctor took Coulter by the shoulders and led her away.

Well, doesn't that certainly explain a lot, I thought. So, where do I go now. Bush is about to be introduced by the dyanmo Pat-Taki so I must have a few hours to kill. I guess I could try to find the Daily Show guy and see if he is doing alright.

I walked around a bunch of guys in white caps and suddenly found myself next to W. He was drinking a Martini and talking to his cabinet, the joint chiefs, and a few other major politicians of the right-wing. I thought, "uh oh." But then I started listening and my jaw dropped.

"Ok, people try to pay attention this time. I do not want to have to explain my analysis again. We funnel the money into off shore accounts and back into the Swiss banks and then into ventures on three different continents. And then from there..."

I could not believe my ears, Oh man, W is not an idiot he just plays one on television. Can this be true? Can Bush really be brilliant? Naw... Just then I woke up. I realized that my encounter with Ann Coulter had simply drained the life from me. I awoke and immediately noticed that everyone had left. The convention was over.

That's the one lesson I clearly learned about Republicans, they suck the life out of everything.

Something Fun

I came across this website today. Quite funny. Got to love those bunnies. Who would have thought they are such thespians?

Grim Reaper

See the Russian's spin Chechnya into the "G.W.O.T.". Nevermind, independence movements and our nation's natural affinity to such things -- the Palestinians apparently have made us immune to such thoughts.

Not to defend terrorist actions undertaken by some of these Chechen extremists, but what has not been well reported is just how brutal the Russian clamp down on Chechnya has been. There is plenty of blame to go around on both sides, as this news release from April states.

Nonetheless, it is disturbingly apparent that Vlad is really taking to undertaking.

Magic Dick & His Henchmen

Meanwhile, the latest news that should be getting a few minutes at the top of the hour continues to pour forth from double-agent central, the Bush Administration. keeping America safer through treason:

FBI counterintelligence investigators have in recent weeks questioned current and former U.S. officials about whether a small group of Iran specialists at the Pentagon and in Vice President Cheney's office may have been involved in passing classified information to an Iraqi politician or a U.S. lobbying group allied with Israel, according to sources familiar with or involved in the case.

In their interviews, the FBI agents have also named two Israeli diplomats stationed in Washington and asked whether they would be willing recipients of sensitive intelligence, the sources added.

The investigators have asked questions about personnel in the office of Pentagon Undersecretary for Policy Douglas J. Feith as well as members of the influential Defense Policy Board, an advisory panel for Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, according to former U.S. officials who have been questioned and others familiar with the case.

Investigators have specifically asked about a group of neoconservatives involved in defense issues, including Feith, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul D. Wolfowitz, Iraq and Iran specialist Harold Rhode and others at the Pentagon. FBI agents also have asked current and former officials about Richard Perle of the defense board and David Wurmser, an Iran specialist and principal deputy assistant for national security affairs in Cheney's office, according to sources familiar with or involved in the case...



Incoming!

There Goes the Senior Vote

Well, this isn't good news for one's reelection bid, better get this out Friday afternoon when nobody pays attention:

Medicare premiums for doctor visits will rise 17 percent next year, the Bush administration said Friday. The $11.60-a-month increase is the largest in the program’s 40-year-history...

Monthly payments for Part B of the government health care program for older and disabled Americans — doctor visits and most other non-hospital expenses — will jump to $78.20 from $66.60...

The increase reflects rapidly rising health costs and last year’s Medicare overhaul, said Dr. Mark McClellan, administrator of the federal Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. For example, the law blocked a planned 4.5 percent cut in Medicare payments to physicians and replaced it with a 1.5 percent increase.

The administration, seeking political advantage among older voters, has tried to depict the Medicare law, with its first-ever prescription drug benefit, as a boon to seniors.

“The new premiums reflect an enhanced Medicare that is providing seniors and people with disabilities with strengthened access to physician services and new preventive benefits,” McClellan said.

But Democrats and other critics have derided the law as a giveaway to insurers, drug makers and medical providers.

Timing of news release draws criticism
The timing of the release — the day following the Republican convention, just before the Labor Day weekend and with a hurricane bearing down on Florida and its nearly 3 million Medicare recipients — drew criticism Friday.

“This is a cynical attempt to bury bad news by leaking it out when you hope no one is watching,” said Rep. Fortney “Pete” Stark, D-Calif. “This administration has had four years to improve Medicare and instead have made it worse. Today’s news reflects the reality, not rhetoric, of this administration’s bad record on Medicare.”


Friday, September 03, 2004

Thinking about the Olympics

Angry rant warning!

After discussions with some other bloggers who consider the Olympics the height of sports contest:

The Olympics is a joke, a sad parody of another "noble" endeavor perverted by a system where profit and politics matter over human life. Moreover, no one in their right mind would conclude that Americans are "genetically" superior to anything. The fact that the US wins medals is meaningless and, most likely, much of the rest of the world does not give a "tinker's damn" about the outcome of the Olympics (nor should any sensible person). Its hard to see the significance of Olympic medals when you are starving in New York City, being shot in Iraq, Iran, Somalia (and many other places), hacked to death in some remote African village, or being "sweated" in an Oriental factory, enslaved in some Mexican bordello, homeless and destitute in LA, etc. etc.

I don't think Jane or Joe Sixpack, who is watching the Olympics cares too much about "why" we dominate the Olympics so much as she or he views it as a source of national pride. This is probably why they don't comment on the roots of the phenomenon.

Flame off.

One More Piece of Animal Blogging

Which is more appealing?


OR

Ann Coulter Buzzard

Bush getting Desperate for Endorsements

Somewhere in Ohio

Outside of Lake Erie, Preznit Bush donned a deep sea diving suit and plunged into the putrid waters of the once great lake in an effort to attract more voters.

According to Ohio campaign director Buba Tafeta, Bush was seeking to get a leg up on Kerry by investigating an unexplored element of support for his campaign.

According to Tafeta, Bush was venturing to the town of Bikini Bottom to get the endorsement of one SpongeBob Squarepants. Prior to beginning his descent to the quaint watery hamburg, Bush noted that "there are many voters who are just not aware of the deep significance of this election. There are plenty of unique aquatic people like Aquaman, Jabberjaw, and Charlie Tuna who need to know about the hopeful message of my campaign and be warned of the Godless, soul-less, evil of the Kerry campaign! I will work tirelessly to exploit every possible vote."

Bush continued his bizarre discussion just before jumping into the murky waters while aids shrugged their shoulders: "Listen, in a race this close, I have to reach out to all American no matter where they live or whether or not they breathe air or water."

After the great commander in cod piece jumped into three feet of water and splashed around in a sad attempt to get to the deep depths of lake Erie, a number of aids walked around apologizing for his insane behavior. Apparently Bush had been channel surfing the night before and came across what he called "the greatest American philosopher of this or any other generation. This Dr. Squarepants has the most cogent analysis of America that I have ever seen."

Apparently no one thought that it was important to tell him that Spongebob is a cartoon. In an act of surprising candor one aid noted, "Hey we have a Cartoon presidency, why not cartoon supporters?"

Why not, indeed.

Polls

CNN is reporting the new Time Poll, and there is quite a change from the previous poll.

8/28/04
Kerry 47%
Bush 46%
Nader 2%
Und. 5%

9/3/04
Bush 21,482%
Kerry 12%
Nader 10%
Undecided 2%

Well, that's quite a bounce.

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Misunderestimated Deceitfulness

I remember thinking last night that the letter Chimpy was reading, from a soldier in Iraq was astroturf. Then saw it mentioned on Kos, I believe (I'm lazy you'll just have to believe me) but then, anxious to come up with "pithy" little captions, I plum forgot. But Digby has brought back the memory.

In their slavish desire not to be contentious with Republicans by reporting FACTS, the SCLM did not, to my notice, mention the fact that Joe Roach is a member of the SCAIFE clique, a big-time Neo-Con, and wrote this in early April 2004, when the shit was merely hitting the fan -- not now when it is pretty much an occasional fan hitting shit.

What an a-hole.

Meanwhile, Altercation, has an email that is disturbing.

Miscellaneous Lifeform Blogging Friday

Well, it's another Friday and while other blogs put up their cats, their dogs, their ferrets, Attaturk continues his exploration of the life in its various forms.

In past weeks, we have explored the slugs, sponges, and slime-molds. Well this week it's time to break down the confines of the alphabet and think of a new lettered thing. I present to you, the most complex animal yet.

A creature the embodies the goals and aspirations our the party that controls the nation's judiciary, legislative and executive branches.

A perfect animal to symbolize the likely result of the 2004 Republican Convention.

I give you the cute, the cuddly, the majestic...

Turkey Vulture

As commentor the Oaf points out, this is a close, real life chickenhawk -- except I really wouldn't want to mess with a Turkey Vulture.

I'll Let Professor DeLong sum it up

Since Bush's "ownership" flunkies will be spewing their mantra today, let us remember that 144,000 new jobs is not even enough to keep up with population growth and well below, HALF actually, the number of jobs promised when Bush mortgaged the future to pass crippling tax cuts.

But Attaturk is not an economist, so I'll leave it to a well-known bloggin' economist not named Duncan Black, Brad DeLong:

Employment News: Not Good

144,000 increase in payroll employment in August, just enough to keep us from losing ground relative to the growing labor force. A nonfarm employment level of 131.47 million--but according to the forecast the Bushies released last February, it was projected to be 133.18 million by now.

I, at least, would very much like to know how George W. Bush answers the following question: "What has gone wrong with the economy to leave us with an employment level 1.7 million below what you projected last February that it would be by now?"


The Fiscally Responsible Party

Uberblogger Kos, of the Daily Kos, a great blog, but not as great as the Minute Kos -- but much more satisfying to the ladies, makes a great point:

Neither major party agrees with small government anymore, and I'm glad. We liberals won that battle... No Republican government would survive the real gutting of the federal government. That's why Bush has abandoned such principles. He wants to get reelected. The question thus becomes, which party is actually willing to pay for big government?


We know our Chairchimp of the Board has no idea what the hell he is doing, and I'd say turning a huge surplus into an even more gigantic deficit is a good example of that.

It is clear, that Democrats are both more fiscally responsible, more judicious in paying for our promises, better at targeting tax breaks, and now clearly better at managing the business environment that makes the stock market tick.

So why keep such a miserable failure. Give him a golden parachute shower back to Crawford.

Listless Picture Captions

Boy, the speech of our Chimperial Majesty was so stunning that I am spent. Still, a few captions can come from the tired brain.


After hearing that Zell Miller was coming back to the convention Mary Lou Retton's head gets ready to 'splode.


Yes, that is pretty much what I was doing during your speech Mr. Preznit.


"Abu Grape...Abu Gary...Abu Gangrape..."


Manly Girl and Girly Man.


Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I'm a jackass.


Piehole.


Oh, how I wish Terry Gilliam still did animations. And Mr. President, would you mind NOT standing upon our national symbols privates?


How hard it is, to hide a family's shame.


Mary Cheney, still M.I.A.


Palpable Charisma.


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny


I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

Good Luck

Floridians, fleeing from Frances.

Remember, regardless of the objective facts, make sure that you blame the Bush Brothers.

The Subpar Speech in More Detail

Well, our four-day nightmare is finally over. The locusts have returned to their hermetically sealed buses and returned back to their native lands not to return until their four year reproductive cycle brings them back to some poor metropolis. Until then america's television broadcasters are going to have to settle for their normal Republican minorities; Colin, Condi, Clarence, and...well that's about it.

What they will do on January 21, 2005, I don't know. Maybe camp out at Clarence Thomas's house.

No, I don't think Bush's Convention speech was a disaster by any means. Rather, it was unmemorable. In fact, I don't think I can recall any particular renomination speech other than Carter's and that is simply because of an embarrassing gaffe. Otherwise, they have each and every one of them been listless, lifeless events. After four years these guys are known quantities, they are not introducing themselves to you.

Trying to be objective about it, I was not really sold on the theatre in the round thing. Maybe it is because I am a traditionalist and want my speeches to be a certain way, but I expect my convention speeches to be made from an imperial box barking marching orders down upon the troops, not a speech whose tenor, tone and sound is similar to what you might see any day on C-Span and that is how it felt. It made him seem small -- but then again, I generally think that any way. A few points I remember.

* The big domestic item, the "ownership society" was pretty bereft not only of detail, but anything above a slogan. What was said about "ownership" veered into undoing labor laws and overtime -- that seems awful close to the "ownership society" John C. Calhoun would have approved. There were also allusions to privatizing Social Security. Republicans love that little chestnut, but it is a campaign killer, and Bush's noticeable lack of enthusiasm for it (and frankly most every domestic item he talked about -- he is after all the son of GHWB) pretty much said it all. It isn't happening, and I don't expect to hear much of it, except to the extent Kerry beats Bush over the head with the proposal.

* He mentioned three former presidents by name: two of them were Democrats and only one Republican, St. Ronnie of Coco Puffs naturally. Funny how he didn't put in a gratuitous plug for the old man. Considering the listlessness of this speech, I thought this was called for.

* Bush's two biggest reactions from the delegates were potshots at trial lawyers (twice) and anti-abortion rhetoric. I believe that Born-Again, Insurance Company Executives make up a high proportion of delegates. Some day, some GOP Nominee will take advantage of this situation and be against abortions for all, except for its being mandated for trial lawyers.

* No mention of Osama Bin Laden. But the message sure was intended to confer the idea that if you wanted to live...you ought not vote for Kerry. Nice, positive message.

* There was no mention creating jobs. Now it was reported that Bush did not peak at the job numbers to be reported today, but one wonders if it doesn't sound so hot. Maybe he is hedging his bets not to look foolish, I guess we will find out. If they are bad, look for that bounce to disappear.

* I didn't really scan the post-speech stage as I was watching the Daily Show, but am I wrong that Mary Cheney was missing again?

* This may, of course, be influenced by my perspective, but when that protestor was dragged out, did the smirk on Bush's face denote he enjoyed watching that small woman get man-handled? Right after she was dragged away he stuttered a bit. I'm amazed that protestors got in each day of the convention, particularly during that speech.

In any case, I wasn't impressed, but it wasn't a bad speech, just not a particularly good or riveting one.




Thursday, September 02, 2004

Groups Decry Bush Speech

Apparently the Bush speech was so bad that Yale University is officially requesting that Bush return his diploma and immediately return to the university for remedial course work.

"That was by far the worst political speech in decades," said Dean Webber. "It is clear that Mr. Bush's gentleman's C's were in serious error. And at Yale we take the issue of public speaking very seriously. After all, we are Yale."

"It is a significant problem when one of our graduates makes President Grant or President Ford look like incredible public speakers."

In addition, to Yale rescinding his degree, Toastmasters International have also decried the Bush speech. G. Wilson Speaksalot, the head of the American contingent of Toastmasters stated in a hastily called press conference: "There was no life to the speech. People at the convention and at home were falling asleep. To be completely honest, I do not remember anything about it except that I contemplated suicide for a little more than half an hour. It was not pretty, not good at all."

The head Toastmaster concluded with that statement that: "My seven year old waxes more eloquently."

We here at the Rising Hegemon could not agree more. And we don't even know young Mr. Speaksalot.

Rhetorical Question

So, what happens if you fail to give the speech of your life at the convention of your life? Do people hear your political career falling?

Attaturk's Completely Unbiased Short but Straight-Forward Review

Well, that kind of sucked.

Bush's Speech

It will be given in a half-hour, so perhaps it will change when given but:

Available Here.

Number of times:

Saddam Hussein is mentioned: 5

Osama Bin Laden is mentioned: 0


Now, the right -- especially Sully was always going on about this. Will it be mentioned by him and others tonight?

Another Day at the Convention: Zell Miller's Duel

Well, I was forced to apologize to the Daily Show guy. He found me with his lap top and threatened to send Zell Miller after me so I thought that I should give it back to him. Apparently Miller is capitalizing on his pathologic rant and crazy guy image by renting himself out as a "can do" man of sorts. I know that Zell has already dueled half a dozen delegates for such crimes as swiping someone's pudding snack.

But the situation took a strange turn. One of the more interesting delegates at the convention was not even an American. Some short animated Japanese kid named Yugi was also hiring himself out as a vicious Republican attack dog. I learned later that he was hired by the guy who Zell beat up over the pudding snack.

As crazy eyed Zell stood over me, I handed the Daily Show guy his lap top back. Suddenly some kid with oddly spiked hair demanded to duel Zell! Wild eyed Zell, whirled around and screamed at the kid, "Do you know who I am!" The kid was nonplussed and pulled out a deck of cards. "So you want to duel, eh?" Zell said as he pulled out his own deck of cards in a highly polished leather case with odd lettering. "Fine, kid. But I should warn you I have not lost a duel since I defeated Kaiba at the Island."

Suddenly the kid and Zell each started laying out cards in attack and defensive patterns. "I play the conscience of the Democratic Party card!" Zell screamed. The kid countered with something called a Blue Eyes White Dragon Lie eater card. Screaming as his card was eaten, Zell quickly looked at his deck.

"Hey, where did that floating dragon come from?" asked the Daily Show guy. "Yeah?" I cleverly retorted.

Meanwhile, Zell countered an attack of the dragon with something called a "Republican truth mist" card. Zell laughed maniacally: "nothing can see through the Republican cloud of mystery, no truth escapes, no life escapes! You are defeated young man." Then Zell played an "Operation Iraqi freedom card" where thousands of soldiers suddenly appeared and attacked the kid. The kid just smiled as all of the soliders disappeared. "I played my Al-Sadir card. None of your attacks will work."

"Nooooooooo..." Zell screamed. You have smashed my attacks! How can this be... I am Zell Miller... I AM the conscience of the...
Arrggggghhhhhhh! The kid activated an "Intelligent American Voter card" and Zell lost of all of something called life points. He fell to the floor. As he hit the floor with a loud thud, a pudding snack rolled out. "Ah there it is," said the kid. He bent over and picked up the pudding snack. Then he walked away.

"What was all that?" I asked. "It was a Yu-Gi-Oh duel," said a voice behind me. "Mary Cheney?" I asked. "Yes, its me." "What are you doing here? Your dad is about to give a very important speech, don't you need to go to the stage or something?" She just sighed and said "No, when Mr. Cheney is about to appear before Republicans I need to leave. Its the agreement that we have."

"You don't get to even see it?" She looked down and said, no Lynne and Dick do not want any unnecessary questions about me."

"But they are your parents, they can not ignore you, can they? But I read that you were campaigning with your dad?"

"That's only among moderates, have you looked at some of those delegates... they make Zell Miller look sedate!"

"Dear God!" the Daily Show guy screamed. "I have to go do a report, Stewart freaks out if we don't do a run through." And with that he scampered out.

"Hey Mary, I know, lets sneak up to the balcony. I will wear a wig so I will not attract much attention."

"Ok, why not, I would like to see just one of dad's big speeches before the current gives out."

"Its not like anyone is going to notice you way up in the bleachers. Plus I can then finally get to see one of the major speeches."

And with that the two of us headed up to the nose bleed seats while I took the wig that I got from Camp Goldwater.

Question for the Evening

We know the likelihood of a boner, be it syntax, word usage, or a plain misstatement from Chimpy McFlightsuit is quite high.

But what will it be?

For example,

Will he declare we will, won't, will win war against terror?

Will he say that he works hard everyday to harm America?


In short, will there be a "Hubert Horatio Hornblower" moment, or something even worse?

On a Serious Note: They Really Are Loathsome

I made a crack about Mary Cheney in the captions.

But when you think about it, it isn't funny, it is sad.

The whole family was down on that stage, Dick, Lynne, Elizabeth and her husband, four grandchildren, including a mere infant.

Their other child Mary was up in the bleachers.

Here is the picture again, notice the REAL captioning:

Mary Cheney, left, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, sits with an unidentified guest in Madison Square Garden during the Republican National Convention in New York, Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2004.

"Unidentified Guest"? - good work SCLM. Is that the identification Ed Gillespie required?

Meanwhile, this again is the picture on the floor, with the real caption:


U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney (second from left) waves from the stage with his family (L-R) daughter Liz Cheney Perry holding grandson Phillip Richard Perry, granddaughter Elizabeth Perry, granddaughter Kate Perry, wife Lynne, granddaughter Grace Perry, and son-in-law Phil Perry.
The Cheney's have 2 KIDS, Elizabeth and Mary. That is it.

Now, I suppose it's possible that Mary chose not to come down...but it is at least as likely she was told that she should not, especially with her lover.

Dissing your kids for political reasons.

Classy!

Get ready to rename more stuff

Another foreign leader for Kerry (but keep quiet about it). This time it's *GASP* Tony Blair.

John Kerry supporters in America have been told by Peter Hain that Downing Street is hoping the Democratic candidate wins the US presidential election in November.
Mr Hain, who sits in the cabinet as Leader of the Commons, has been in the US on a near-private visit. He met Labour supporters in New York, as well as members of the Kerry team. He has declined to discuss the visit, and his public remarks at a party thrown by the former Sunday Times editor Harold Evans were largely bland. But in private discussions with guests, his tone was markedly different.

Those who met him had the strong impression that he was acting with No 10's support, and that a Democratic victory was clearly sought.


OK that will become:

Freedom Muffin
Freedom Toffee
Freedom Language (ooh, that's a good one)
Freedom Leather (or nothing at all!)
Freedom Pub

God save the Chimp!

It Makes No Sense...Until You Remember His Gene Pool

The Number One Needy Nattering Nabob of the Negative Ninnyhammers at the intersection of Intellectually Bankrupt Street and Frontal Lobotomy Avenue puts up this brilliant piece of drivel:

It was a nice, decent, solid, at times stolid, and occassionally funny speech. Once again I what struck me the most about Cheney is how strange it is that people can hate him. Dislike? Sure, I guess. But hate the guy? I think he's the most appealing guy in the administration, by far.


oooookaaaaay.

Lucianne's little spud added:

I think the Miller speech was fantastic, as I said. But I do think that if it had been delivered by a Republican it would be seen as a major liability for Bush -- largely because the press would but that spin. I think the Bush campaign believes that the counter-spin that Miller's a Democrat will defuse that sort of thing; "the Republicans weren't mean. Zell Miller's a Democrat."

I think the gamble will pay off. But expect a blizzard of spin from those who want to Buchananify the speech.


I suppose it might look that way...on Talos V, Jonah, but we are currently on planet earth, your Star Trek action figures notwithstanding.

And then finally, another wacky street-denizen, who apparently never heard the constant and solo refrain of "Democratic Hate-Fest" uttered 24/7 accross the cable news firmament adds:

Why is it the standard Democratic response to strong criticism is to accuse critics of "hate." Senator Edwards said of tonights speeches, "There was a lot of hate coming from that podium tonight." I didn't hear the speeches tonight, but I read the transcripts, and where is the hate? Disagreement? Yep. Strong criticisms? Absolutely. Stern language? Sure. But "hate"? You've got to be kidding.


Two-Dollar Hos, a specialty at The Corner.

Who are these Alleged Bush Political Genuises?

Seems to me that "Manhands" is purported to be one of them...the evidence seems to differ.

Who knows what they were thinking? Calls for comment to campaign officials, the twins' spokeswoman, the first lady's press secretary and Republican National Committee officials went unreturned Wednesday. The remarks were written by Karen Hughes, a campaign aide told the Associated Press. And they were vetted by more than a dozen staffers, another campaign official said.


I'm sure somebody suggested Bush admit saying the "war on terror is unwinnable" too and admitting to "miscalculations" shortly before. And I'm sure that somebody vetted those speeches last night.

Face it, these are hardly genuises. They are obviously very good at making petty attacks, but on the big picture stuff, and for arguing for their guy, they are kind of spent.

Oh sure, Chimpy will be positive tonight (god, he better be) but after all this crap, who really thinks he can sell it, or that these guys can perpetuate it over two months?

If they win, it will not be because they sold their message.

TRIUMPH of the soon to be Probated Wills

The two stars of last night, a bitter old Dixiecrat and the man kept alive through the miracle of direct current and bile -- oh, that is pleasant.

Let us start out with some non-convention captioning shall we:


Even infants are non-plussed by this man's rise to power. BTW, is that Ed Gillespie's kid?


A swarm of locusts seen in the air just outside of the city of Dakar, Senegal on Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2004. On their way to the RNC I bet.

Meanwhile, at the Republican National Confligration...


Republican Delegates were up for a night of tough speeches. Meanwhile, camera crews looked in vain for a black duck. During both Zell Miller's and Dick Cheney's speeches the flock (don't call them a gaggle) screamed out "Aflac, Aflac, Aflac".


Must avoid "1984" comparisons...


Must avoid "Triumph of the Will" comparisons...


Must avoid, "Sound of Music" comparisons...

By the way, where is Mary Cheney?


So compassionate, so very compassionate.


Optimism and Compassion...got that?


"Let me take a few minutes to tell you about how Dick doesn't shoot blanks.


Saying hello to a big Dick. What mood is that? Gassy?


Okay, I've seen that one before, that is a combination of angry and fearful.


Try to have sex ever again.


GWHB: Rudy, who is this crazy cracker?
Rudy: Shhh, he's right here.


Oh god....HE IS MOVING LOWER...Attaturk is down...


You see honey, if we were Democrats, we'd be down there on the stage. Right between Elizabeth and her kids.


Oh god, that is SEXUAL RELEASE...Attaturk is down again...

Has Dick Cheney Been Sending Me Spam?

Somebody needs to see if he is a former member of the Nigerian Royal Family, needing just a few thousand dollars from me that he will pay back along with a considerable percentage of the hundreds of millions that are in Swiss Banks?

From Reuters:

Halliburton Co., once run by Vice President Dick Cheney, said an internal probe found information suggesting that members of a consortium it helps lead considered bribing Nigerian officials to win business.

Halliburton said it hasn't found evidence that officials from the TSKJ consortium ever made payments to Nigerian officials. But it said the consortium entered into several "agency agreements" related to the project, beginning in 1995. Talks of bribes took place at least 10 years ago, it said.

The Houston-based company said it has turned over the new information to the U.S. Department of Justice, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and a French magistrate, and is turning over evidence to Nigeria officials.

In a statement, Halliburton said the conduct being probed "appears to relate to conduct that took place almost entirely" before its 1998 purchase of Dresser Industries Inc., whose M.W. Kellogg unit was part of the consortium.

Kellogg later merged with Brown & Root to form Kellogg Brown & Root, which has a 25 percent stake in TSKJ. Other members of the Portugal-registered consortium are France's Technip SA (TECF.PA), the Snamprogetti Netherlands affiliate of Italy's Eni SpA (ENI.MI), and Japan's JGC Corp. (1963.T).

Halliburton did not immediately return a call seeking further comment.

Cheney was Halliburton's chief executive from 1995 to 2000. The Wall Street Journal, citing company officials, said there is no indication that Cheney knew of improper activity. On Wednesday, the Republican accepted his renomination as U.S. vice president.


Looks like the "Buck Doesn't Stop Here" defense will be trotted out like it always is for Republican Party Functionaries.

Cannot WAIT for the DVD!

What a marvelously orchestrated special 62 Minutes Hate that was last night. I understand now why the GOP worked so hard on having alleged moderates come out and speak on Monday and Tuesday. They didn't want to lessen the impact of "FREEPER WEDNESDAY".

Holy Smokes that was one out of touch duo of speeches last night. No wonder Jenna and Not-Jenna drink to numb away the pain.

That being said I hope they put out a DVD and collectibles for it.

It would look so cool next to my "TRIUMPH OF THE WILL" Special Director's Cut DVD with Nazi party action figures.

*Breaking* This just in From Funky Town

Zell Miller's membership privileges restored. Apparently, batshit crazy is fashionable.

You know when Miller was announced as a speaker for the GOP I'm sure, as you might expect it caused some concern among Democrats and please Republicans. On the other hand, I thought that it was possible and HOPED that Miller would manage to sound like the kind of Democrat the Party was more than happy to have go over to the GOP after the passage of the 1964 Civil Rights Act -- the Dixiecrats.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE, KEEP HOPE ALIVE

He did it. Thanks Zell. He managed to sound like a bitter old Dixiecrat. Now THAT is the image of the GOP we've been trying to show through the fog for years. Mean, bitter, hysterical, barely lucid and full of contradictions and deceits.

Not only does Frodo live, BILBO LIVES!

(Theodore Bilbo that is)

See the bitter insanity (TRULY) of Zell Miller on video.

Bitter, Infarction susceptible, Mumbling, Non-Veterans for Truth-like Statements Bordering on Incoherency

Would like to send their compliments to Dick Cheney.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Will she ask for a Purple Heart Bandaid?

She recoils in horror having never seen a man so bereft of chin before...

This Day in History and its Relevance to Today

Sixty-Five Years ago an bad Austrian Artist unleashed the Second World War. One of this major themes was using the word untermensch.

In the modern-day, a bad Austrian Artist makes headlines by giving a speech. One of his major themes is calling the poor and unemployed girly-men.

Keep it comin' Alan

Not content with pissing off the liberals and moderates, Alan Keyes decides to try to piss off the conservatives too.

How Low can he Go?

As the Republican National Convention focused on unity Tuesday, Keyes lashed out at the vice president's gay daughter.

And it was only the second day of the convention.

Keyes' first comments about Mary Cheney came during an interview Monday night on Sirius OutQ, a New York-based satellite station that provides 24-hour gay and lesbian programming.

After Keyes told the hosts that homosexuality is "selfish hedonism," he was asked whether Mary Cheney is a "selfish hedonist."

"Of course she is," Keyes replied. "That goes by definition. Of course she is."


I say allow Alan to Speak up on the stage...who needs Zig-Zag Zell when you can have the man that most completely fits the Platform Republican Politicians do not want to talk about.

Campaigning in North Middleton Township, Pa., with President Bush, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) spoke to reporters about Republican chances to hold the Senate and said, "I think it's clear we lose Illinois."

Informed about Keyes' comments about Mary Cheney, McCain said, "I don't think that's appropriate, but it's not the first inappropriate remark Mr. Keyes has made. He made a remark the other day that people who perform abortions are the same as terrorists. That's a very unique take on that issue and one that's very seldom espoused."


I do not think it is enough to just lose Illinois. I think it is important that Keyes strive to become the most heavily defeated candidate for an open seat in a two-party state in modern history.

I have complete and utter faith in you Mr. Keyes.

The Original Triple "H"

Hubert Horatio Humphrey:

When the Gropinator came out last night and make his odious remark that he decided to become a Republican because of Richard Nixon's imaginary debate with Hubert Humphrey, I blanched. Not just at the fact that was a complete and utter historical falsehood, but because it really reflect the change in 30 years.

In the 1970s and 1980s if a Republican stated such a thing, it was in a party primary only. Nobody would utter the "N" word ("Nixon") in that period, especially to compare him to Humphrey.

But that is a reflection of how the world works and a demonstration of the lie that is the So-Called Liberal Media.

People under 40 have only a vague idea of Watergate, and pretty much no idea of who Humphrey was other than he has a terrible Dome stadium named after him in Minneapolis.

But I remember in early 1978 when the "Tonight Show" was interrupted and NBC News announced Humphrey's death and ran a ten minute long biography. Can you imagine such an interruption for a non-President now? Especially on broadcast television.

But that, of course, tells you something about the decline of news. But it also tells you something about the influence of Humphrey; a man, who never was, but should have been, President.

Forget the Kennedys, Hubert Humphrey was the soul of the Democratic Party that was the progressive force it was for a quarter-century.

In his introduction to the national stage, Humphrey, the oratorical descendant of Williams Jennings Bryan, was given time for an address at the contentious, fractious 1948 Democratic National Convention. Like Barack Obama, Humphrey was running for the Senate after being a reform-minded Minneapolis Mayor. Humphrey had united the Democratic Party of Minnesota, with the farther-left remnant of the grange movement, the Farmer-Labor Party. He forged the "DFL" the party that would dominate completely Minnesota politics for thirty years and make it one of the most progressive and best governed states in the country.

Heading into the convention, Humphrey wanted to give a speech that created a vision of the Democratic Party he wanted, not the party that had to kotow to the powerful Dixiecrats -- essentially reactionaries and the original DINOs -- frankly, racists --who would become Republicans.

Truman had integrated the Armed Forces and supported the creation of a Department of Equal Employment and the Dixiecrats were not going to stand for that. Truman was trying to win the election, and had already lost the far left headed by his Vice-Presidential predecessor Henry Wallace.

Without the progressives, the Southerners dominated the platform committees (for an update on this fact, see the 2004 GOP Platform that nobody seems to want to publicize, including the Bush Administration), the Civil Rights Planks to the Platform were consistenty voted down. The State's Rightists, the bigots had won and were the dominant force on the floor of the convention.

Caught between a rock and a hard-place Truman let Humphrey give the speech he wanted. But Humphrey worried that if the Southerners marched out it would end his political career. It would be a predominantly hostile audience he would be speaking to, many delegations threatened to walk. But doing what was right won the day.

Fellow Democrats, fellow Americans:

I realize that in speaking in behalf of the minority report on civil rights as presented by Congressman DeMiller of Wisconsin that I am dealing with a charged issue -- with an issue which has been confused by emotionalism on all sides of the fence. I realize that there are here today friends and colleagues of mine, many of them, who feel just as deeply and keenly as I do about this issue and who are yet in complete disagreement with me...

Friends, delegates, I do not believe that there can be any compromise on the guarantee of civil rights which I have mentioned in the minority report.

In spite of my desire for unanimous agreement on the entire platform, in spite of my desire to see everybody here in honest and unanimous agreement, there are some matters which I think must be stated clearly and without qualification. There can be no hedging -- the newspaper headlines are wrong! There will be no hedging, and there will be no watering down -- if you please -- of the instruments and the principals of the civil-rights program!...

To those who say, my friends, to those who say, that we are rushing this issue of civil rights, I say to them we are 172 years late! To those who say, to those who say this civil-rights program is an infringement on states’ rights, I say this: the time has arrived in America for the Democratic party to get out of the shadow of states' rights and walk forthrightly into the bright sunshine of human rights!


With this last, great paragraph, Southern Delegations marched out of the convention. They marched until nominating Dixiecrat, miscegenation decrier and hypocritical practicer, and naturally, future Republican, Strom Thurmond at a convention assembled shortly thereafter.

Humphrey emerged a national figure out of this speech and went on to serve the next sixteen years in the Senate. He was the champion of progressive causes, while at the same time strongly anti-communist. He loved to debate and did so tirelessly; speaking in his flat, clipped, nasal, midwestern voice.

In 1964, it was Humphrey who steered the Civil Rights Act through the Senate, using all his powers of persuasion to win conservative Illinois Republican Everett Dirksen over to the cause when Southern Democrats (like Thurmond) and the future ascendant Western Republicans (like Goldwater) opposed it and tried to fillibuster it as they had most all such legislation.

Humphrey went on to be LBJ's Vice-President and in 1968 this champion of progressives saw the ball and chain of Vietnam weigh his candidacy down against all of his beliefs, sans loyalty. Despite Vietnam, the unpopularity of Johnson, and the fact that the Dixiecrats splintered off to support either Wallace or Nixon, Humphrey still almost won.

And, of course, Humphrey should have won. After a nominal retirement, Humphrey returned to the Senate in 1970 and remained there for the years of his life.

He was one of the last of the great, old-fashioned speakers, often teased for his lack of brevity and refusal to speak in soundbites. Nonetheless he was a passionate believer in progressive ideals, and was famous for being delighted to fight for them. Even Republicans liked Humphrey the man, known to all as "the Happy Warrior".

I remember in 1976 when he refused to run, or try to stop what was becoming the Carter Juggernaut. Northern Democrats were distrustful of this Georgia Democrat's civil rights beliefs. But Humphrey, probably knowing he was dying at the time, demurred.

By 1977 cancer was eating away at Humphrey, only a thin withering shell still playing host to a great mind.

Tragically, even many progressives do not remember him. But this progressive does.


Not reported in the news today...oh boy

Three more deaths, and not in Blackburn Lancashire, but Iraq.

That brings the total to 978.

But at least it is winnable, not winnable, winnable.

Lie Arnold Lie

Here is your lie, during his speech Schwarzenegger stated:

He described arriving in the United States from Austria in 1968 and hearing Republican presidential contender Richard Nixon debate Democratic challenger Hubert Humphrey.

"A friend who spoke German and English translated for me," he said. "I heard Humphrey saying things that sounded like socialism -- which is what I had just left. But then I heard Nixon speak. He was talking about free enterprise, getting government off your back, lowering taxes and strengthening the military.


This is a LIE. After 1960, there were NO presidential debates until 1976. It sure isn't reported as descriptive of anything other than describing a debate.

And let's face it, why in the hell would a Republican want to bring up a Nixon vs. Humphrey comparison?

If THAT election were re-run, Humphrey would clobber Nixon.

Coming up, another defense of an old progressive.

Richard Nixon, and few others for that matter, measure up to Hubert Horatio Humphrey.

Meanwhile, in "W"incompetency Watch

I know that it is important to be transfixed by the verbal stylings of Arnold Schwartzengger (and TBogg is right ... that IS Strom Thurmond's brand of RIT dye on his hair) or the giggle twins. CNN tells me so.

And of course "Frances" refuses to lighten up and that will dominate the weekend...

So it becomes harder to really pay attention to the White House's screw ups. What the SCLM's excuses are otherwise I don't know. Meanwhile, here is a major moronic act:

According to knowledgeable sources, who asked to not be identified, the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) has been intensively reviewing a series of past counter-intelligence probes that were started against several high-profile neo-cons but never followed up with prosecutions, to the great frustration of counter-intelligence officers, in some cases.

Some of these past investigations involve top current officials, including Deputy Secretary of Defence Paul Wolfowitz; Undersecretary of Defence for Policy Douglas Feith, whose office appears to be the focus of the most recently disclosed inquiry; and Richard Perle, who resigned as Defence Policy Board (DPB) chairman last year.

All three were the subject of a lengthy investigative story by Stephen Green published by Counterpunch in February. Green is the author of two books on U.S.-Israeli relations, including Taking Sides: America's Secret Relations with a Militant Israel, which relies heavily on interviews with former Pentagon and counter-intelligence officials.


Meanwhile, the Boston Globe reports that this whole scheme naturally was part of the well-known, if not frequently reporting PNAC agenda:


' Senate Intelligence and House Judiciary Committee staff members say inquiries into the Near East and South Asia Affairs division have found preliminary evidence that some officials gathered questionable information on weapons of mass destruction from Iraqi exiles such as Ahmed Chalabi without proper authorization, which helped build President Bush's case for an invasion last year.

The investigators are also looking into a more serious concern: whether the office engaged in illegal activity by holding unauthorized meetings with foreign nationals to destablize Syria and Iran without the presidential approval required for covert operations, said one senior congressional investigator who has longtime experience in intelligence oversight. '


Will some major media outlet actually try to tie these things together, or is it too much to handle the conventions, Kerry being french, hurricanes, and dead white pregnant women?


Why Attaturk Doesn't Do Analysis?

Because punditry is base, stupid, vile and dishonest. I don't proclaim myself as an insider, clearly I am not. But neither are most of those paid to blather on the teevee for hours on end.

Despite the fact that Bush is an incredibly weak incumbant...and incredibly weak because of his decisions and policies...too many Democratic Talking Heads and whisperors are bemoaning Kerry's candidacy. Naturally, the base talking head media is playing this up for all its worth and trying to make it into a mantra.

This same shit happened in 2000 and Al Gore's campaign, headed by one of the most foolish of talking heads, Donna Brazille listened to all of it.

Knock it the fuck off.

Stop your senseless blathering.

Again, punditry is base, stupid, vile and dishonest.

But SNARK? Snark is forever!

Let's Sum Up the Themes

According to the SCLM:

Forcefulness equals calling the unemployed "girly men"

Compassion equals not disowning your vacuous daughters.

Got it.

CNN's Advertisement for The Mission of George W. Bush

Sickening.

Hey, Time-Warner, the man isn't King, he isn't pope.

He is...well, fill in your own description.

Jenna and not-Jenna....OH....MY....GOD

Wow, was Republican Compassion Night a tough sell, like back at the 1952 RNC it was hard to sell, "Joe McCarthy Hearts Puppies Night". But on with the show:


Big Oh Brother is watching you.


Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove, Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love, She spent her twenties between the sheets...She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead...


"Look Jenna, it's white people."


Those kids are sooooo getting microwave food next time from Gammy.


Okay, having Dick Cheney leer at you is not exactly reflective of compassion.


Ve have compassion, so enjoy it, on pain of death.


"You are a girly man."


Pop another viagra America.


"Yes, you're right Rudy, white slavery is always an option."


Republican Delegate Eustace Haney made a bold pitch for legal unions that made Rick Santorum blush. (Hint: Green Acres)


Senator Bill Frist, tells seniors about their medicaid prescription care, and that they are being evicted from their homes.