Friday, August 05, 2005

Just to Note

Under one of those "pussy" Democrats:

December 7, 1941, Japan attacks United States, within four days the United States is at war with Japan and Germany.

1,247 days later, Hitler 8 days dead, Germany unconditionally surrenders

1,341 days after Pearl Harbor Japan unconditionally surrenders.


Under uber Patriot Republican Dear Leader:

September 11, 2001, Al Qaeda makes good on its threat and strikes U.S.

1,424 days later?


"And we will strike you again"

How about that little factoid Toby Keith?

Waah? *Rub Eyes* *Shakes Head* -- Waah?

Rick Santorum -- more intelligent and less crazy than dryer lint?

Republican Sen. Rick Santorum (news, bio, voting record), a possible 2008 presidential contender who faces a tough re-election fight next year in Pennsylvania, said intelligent design, which is backed by many religious conservatives, lacked scientific credibility and should not be taught in science classes.

Bush told reporters from Texas on Monday that "both sides" in the debate over intelligent design and evolution should be taught in schools "so people can understand what the debate is about."

"I think I would probably tailor that a little more than what the president has suggested," Santorum, the third-ranking Republican member of the U.S. Senate, told National Public Radio. "I'm not comfortable with intelligent design being taught in the science classroom."


I for one am not yet comfortable with this new, "Santorum not say crazy shit" mode of communication from Li'l Ricky.

That Krugman Guy

He's smart:

Even when reporters do know the difference, the conventions of he-said-she-said journalism get in the way of conveying that knowledge to readers. I once joked that if President Bush said that the Earth was flat, the headlines of news articles would read, "Opinions Differ on Shape of the Earth." The headlines on many articles about the intelligent design controversy come pretty close.

Finally, the self-policing nature of science - scientific truth is determined by peer review, not public opinion - can be exploited by skilled purveyors of cultural resentment. Do virtually all biologists agree that Darwin was right? Well, that just shows that they're elitists who think they're smarter than the rest of us.

Which brings us, finally, to intelligent design. Some of America's most powerful politicians have a deep hatred for Darwinism. Tom DeLay, the House majority leader, blamed the theory of evolution for the Columbine school shootings. But sheer political power hasn't been enough to get creationism into the school curriculum. The theory of evolution has overwhelming scientific support, and the country isn't ready - yet - to teach religious doctrine in public schools.

But what if creationists do to evolutionary theory what corporate interests did to global warming: create a widespread impression that the scientific consensus has shaky foundations?

Creationists failed when they pretended to be engaged in science, not religious indoctrination: "creation science" was too crude to fool anyone. But intelligent design, which spreads doubt about evolution without being too overtly religious, may succeed where creation science failed.

The important thing to remember is that like supply-side economics or global-warming skepticism, intelligent design doesn't have to attract significant support from actual researchers to be effective. All it has to do is create confusion, to make it seem as if there really is a controversy about the validity of evolutionary theory. That, together with the political muscle of the religious right, may be enough to start a process that ends with banishing Darwin from the classroom.


America's Evangelicals, determined to keep us as wilfully ignorant as they are.

Friday Miscellaneous Lifeform Blogging

After seeing Novak's little act this came to mind.


The Porcupine Pufferfish

I know it need not be said

Because we already know it, but Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers are geniuses. I highly recommend you find a way to watch last night's episode one way or another.

Peraps Crooks & Liars will have something for us later.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

I was wondering

With Carson being demised and stuff how he was doing, but it appears that Ed McMahon grew a beard and got himself a new second banana gig.


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Crazy!

Or

"In the name of the prophet, peace be upon him, I urge you to buy this term life policy from Colonial Penn before we attack again. Death to America, but you'll be covered with your Colonial Penn Term Life Policy. No infidel application will be denied."



Remember the good old days, a couple weeks ago, when we got #3 and #3 and #3 and #3?

By the way, Mr. President, this Saturday will be August 6th and I'd like to tell you once again....


"BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO ATTACK U.S."

Still tragically relevant

Picture thanks to here.

Via the Salt Lake Tribune and then Atrios:

In a widely circulated statement, which has since been scrubbed from all Defense Department Web sites, the Pentagon announced that Mowhoush had died "during an interview with U.S. forces."

"Mowhoush said he didn't feel well and subsequently lost consciousness," the announcement claimed. "According to the on-site surgeon it appeared Mowhoush died of natural causes."

Pratt would soon learn that Welshofer had been using the sleeping bag technique on Mowhoush when the general died. But, according to his testimony, he didn't tell anyone what he knew about the interrogating officers' history with the general and the technique.

I just love the little people

Says Peggy Noonan, and then she unleashes this amazing statement about the legend of John Henry:

No one knows exactly how much of the story of John Henry is true. But it's a wonderful country that makes such men, and if he wasn't real it's a wonderful country that makes such stories.


It's wonderful that the country makes fictional characters? I didn't know we invented the invented.

Not to mention the ending of the John Henry story, as I know it, isn't all that happy.

Someday, maybe Peggy will stick to the fictional railroad theme and visit Russia so she can make like Anna Karenina.

Barbershop


De NeoCon planners sing this song,


Doo-dah, doo-dah


De NeoCon war is always on,


Oh, de doo-dah day.


Gonna war all night,

Gonna war all day


Lost my money to the Thin blonde hag,


Somebody bash on "the gays".

Consider the Source


"MacArthur recognized his subordinate's [Eisenhower's] talents and considered him the best staff officer in the Army, remarking that his principal strength was an ability to look at problems from the point of view of the high command."





"I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity."





"Staff Puke"

Your future Presidentress in Action...

I'm generally not GAWKER, I don't even report on my own sordid activities. Granted, that is because I don't have any, but you get the idea.

Nevertheless, some things are too good to pass up. Dear Leader's daughter Jenna is topping her father in the vacation department, as it appears that in the last year she's spent only a half-hour in 2005 working...but 437 hours "workin' it". From AmericaBlog:

First daughter party girl Jenna Bush was spotted last Saturday night at Zucchabar in DC, only a hop, skip and a jump from AMERICAblog world headquarters (well, when we're not in exile in Europe).

Jenna was quite noticeable, our source tells us, because she was "straddling and dry-humping her boyfriend (or acquaintance) who was seated on one of the sofas." A young punk guy then went up and asked Jenna to dance. Jenna's dry-humping buddy reportedly told the punker: "hey dude, are you trying to ask a Bush daughter to dance or something?!" (Now that's a discrete friend.) Later on, punk guy was out dancing and Jenna came up and started pretending to dance with him, apparently to make fun of him.


While 20 Ohio kids were dying in Iraq, Dear Leader's daughter is doing a "Peggy Noonan" on young Republican poseurs. Sweet.

Ironically I've gotten squat

Denny Hastert he loves the meditteranean buffet:

Turkish officials boasted of giving “tens of thousands of dollars in surreptious payments” to House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Illinois) in exchange for political favors.

That allegation is contained a profile of Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) whistleblower Sibel Edmonds in the current issue of Vanity Fair magazine.

The article, “An Inconvenient Patriot,” by British writer David Rose, reports that Edmonds was asked to listen to wiretaps as part of what appeared to be an FBI public corruption probe into bribes paid to members of Congress – both Democrat and Republican.

Rose, citing “some of the wiretaps,” reports that “the FBI’s targets had arranged for tens of thousands of dollars to be paid to Hastert’s campaign funds in small checks.”

The article notes that under Federal Election Commission rules, “donations of less than $200 are not required to be itemized in public filings.”

The article reports that Edmonds has given confidential testimony on several occasions – to congressional staffers, to the Inspector General, and to staff from the 9/11 commission.

“Edmonds reportedly added that the recordings also contained repeated references to Hastert’s flip-flop, in the fall of 2000" to “the continuing campaign to have Congress designate the killings of Armenians in Turkey between 1915 and 1923 as genocide.”

According to the Vanity Fair article, the resolution never went anywhere until August 2000 when Hastert announced he was supporting it – in an effort to win over his district’s large Armenian community.

According to the article, the resolution passed the House International Relations Committee by a large majority “thanks to Hastert.”

“Then, on October 19, minutes before the full House vote, Hastert withdrew it,” the article reports.

Hastert said at the time that he withdrew it because of a letter he received from President Bill Clinton that the bill would harm U.S. interests.

And while the Vanity Fair article reports that “there is no evidence that any payment was ever made to Hastert or to his campaigns,” it also reports that “a senior official at the Turkish Consulate is said to have claimed in one recording that the price for Hastert to withdraw the resolution would have been at least $500,000.”


I'm guessing Denny skipped the yogurt though.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Ward Churchill and Related Matters

For those interested in the saga of University of Colorado’s ethnic studies professor, Ward Churchill, there is the first of a two part interview with him conducted by Joshua Frank on CounterPunch on-line.

Churchill provides some background on some of his accusers as well as highlights other cases of documented plagiarisms. He is critical of liberal left responses in many instances, including his own case.

Another case of interest involves the work of Norman Finkelstein. Author of a forthcoming book “Beyond Chutzpah: On the
Misuse of Anti-Semitism and the Abuse of History, a book that is a highly critical take on Alan Dershowitz’s Chutzpah (1992) and the latter’s scholarship. Finkelstein has a site devoted to his book and related matters at his site.

Co-editor of CounterPunch.com, Alexander Cockburn has had several essays on Dershowitz’s scholarship which amplify Finkelstein’s claims that can be accessed on the CounterPunch site.

For a summary of some of the tactics Professor Dershowitz has mobilized to combat Finkelstein, see Jon Wiener’s, "Giving Chutzpah New Meaning."

The New Witch Hunts

It looks like the new McCarthyism has already begun in PA.

McCarthy-style witch hunts are coming back, and the first place we'll be seeing them is at Pennsylvania's public colleges and universities.

Under the innocent-sounding name "Academic Bill of Rights," a gaggle of right-wing "culture warriors" in the Republican-led Pennsylvania House recently passed HR 177, a resolution authorizing them to invade public colleges and universities armed with subpoenas to grill faculty on curricula, reading lists, exams, homework assignments, grading and teaching styles, and to take testimony from students, allegedly to determine whether their professors are fair or "biased."...

"Now, watch this lie!"

Little Lord Portable Dog had to interrupt his vacation to issue the following utterance because more than a dozen soldiers had the audacity to die today, harshing his mellow.

In the wake of the deaths of 14 U.S. Marines in Iraq, President Bush said on Wednesday the best way to honor the dead is to complete the mission and he rejected any early U.S. withdrawal.

"We're at war. We're facing an enemy that is ruthless. If we put out a (pullout) timetable the enemy would adjust their tactics. ... The timetable depends on our ability to train the Iraqis, to get the Iraqis ready to fight and then our troops will come home with the honor they have earned," Bush said in a speech.


Mr. Resolve and Resolute is, of course, lying, as even der Sturmer reports.

The Pentagon (search) is laying the groundwork for beginning a withdrawal from Iraq (search), even as it is weighing the risk of moving so quickly that Iraqi security forces collapse without U.S. support.

Get ready for a Race of SUPER BARNEYS!!

South Korea has cloned an Afghan Hound.

Afghanistan to retaliate by eating a Korean.

I'm sorry that was in really poor taste, a progressive blog shouldn't do such a thing.

Anyhoo, the ramifications of this are enormous. Soon our brave soldiers in Iraq will be replaced by a mighty Scottie Army that will pursuit islamic facists and their pets to the ends of the earth.

See Barney #17573 nip at Osama's ankles and make a mess of his gerbil's habitrail; see Barney #23798 sniff out and wet on the boots of Zarqawi and eat his feline catnip.

Finally, the axis of evil is kibble!

Too deliciously ironic to not post about

From the Houston Chronicle:

Ellington Field was the scene of tears, hugs and American flags Tuesday night as several hundred personnel from the 147th Fighter Wing of the Texas Air National Guard shipped out for Iraq.



"Phew, dodged that one my 30 some years."

Thanks to QuentinCompson.

Remember those who return from Vacation late...


Will not get a fruit cup.



Just saying.

James Wolcott's newest favorite, Desperate Renegade, er, the fabulous Watertiger has her own interpretation.

Vacation

I'd like to take an afternoon to clean my fridge, but...

President Bush is getting the kind of break most Americans can only dream of -- nearly five weeks away from the office, loaded with vacation time.

The president departed Tuesday for his longest stretch yet away from the White House, arriving at his Crawford ranch in the evening to clear brush, visit with family and friends, and tend to some outside-the-Beltway politics. By historical standards, it is the longest presidential retreat in at least 36 years.

The August getaway is Bush's 49th trip to his cherished ranch since taking office and Tuesday was the 319th day that Bush has spent, entirely or partially, in Crawford -- roughly 20 percent of his presidency to date...



"Dear America, wish you were here. Man I love August, getting away from the grind that I've been going through from mid-June to late-July."


"Dear America, can I please go home now?"


"It's good to get a chance to see the ranch and nature in all its peacefulness and tranquility, even if it would be better used as a strip mall."


"Mortars, IEDs, rifles, machine guns, it's one piece of man-made destruction after another here. What I wouldn't give for a quiet day in the country with my wife, my kids, my friends."


"Just kickin' back with my lower father, playin' some golf, drinkin' some non-alcoholic beer. Life couldn't be sweeter. And I've worked hard bein' President, I've earned it."


"And what am I accomplishing? I look into the eyes of Iraqi kids and they fear me, and I think deep down, they hate me. Who is a friend?"


"Yep, it's good to unwind, a lesser man would have been broken by the pressures of Washington by now, of bein' a War President."


"Take care."

F-U-C-K

Six dead over the weekend, seven yesterday, and now FOURTEEN TODAY!

And to repeat, this goddamn KNOB went on vacation....AGAIN!

"Karl Help....


There's, um, let's see, eight people trapped in the tee vee!"


Are you sure it's with a "g" and not a "j"?

Oh, everything is great in Iraq

Another murdered journalist.


An American freelance journalist was found dead in the southern Iraqi city of Basra, the U.S. Embassy said Wednesday.

Police said Steven Vincent had been shot multiple times after he and his Iraqi translator were abducted at gunpoint hours earlier.

''I can confirm to you that officials in Basra have recovered the body of journalist Steven Vincent,'' said embassy spokesman Pete Mitchell. ''The U.S. Embassy is working with British military and local Iraqi officials in Basra to determine who is responsible for the death of this journalist. Our condolences go out to the family.''

Iraqi police in Basra said Vincent was abducted along with his female translator at gunpoint Tuesday evening. The translator, Nour Weidi, was seriously wounded.

Vincent and the translator were seized Tuesday afternoon by five gunmen in a police car as they left a currency exchange shop, police Lt. Col. Karim al-Zaidi said.

Vincent's body was discovered on the side of the highway south of Basra later. He had been shot in the head and multiple times in the body, al-Zaidi said.


As the article goes on to state, Vincent had written on editorial for the July 31st New York Times:

From another view, however, security sector reform is failing the very people it is intended to serve: average Iraqis who simply want to go about their lives. As has been widely reported of late, Basran politics (and everyday life) is increasingly coming under the control of Shiite religious groups, from the relatively mainstream Supreme Council for the Islamic Revolution in Iraq to the bellicose followers of the rebel cleric Moktada al-Sadr. Recruited from the same population of undereducated, underemployed men who swell these organizations' ranks, many of Basra's rank-and-file police officers maintain dual loyalties to mosque and state.

In May, the city's police chief told a British newspaper that half of his 7,000-man force was affiliated with religious parties. This may have been an optimistic estimate: one young Iraqi officer told me that "75 percent of the policemen I know are with Moktada al-Sadr - he is a great man." And unfortunately, the British seem unable or unwilling to do anything about it.

The fact that the British are in effect strengthening the hand of Shiite organizations is not lost on Basra's residents.

"No one trusts the police," one Iraqi journalist told me. "If our new ayatollahs snap their fingers, thousands of police will jump." Mufeed al-Mushashaee, the leader of a liberal political organization called the Shabanea Rebellion, told me that he felt that "the entire force should be dissolved and replaced with people educated in human rights and democracy."

Unfortunately, this is precisely what the British aren't doing.


Basra, and southern Iraq are often held up as an example of what the British are doing right that we, the United States, are not. But it is becoming clearer that fucking up is part and parcel of this whole scheme and it starts with the guy who just went on Vacation, again. Vincent was apparently a supporter of the war, which means, naturally he will become a GOLDEN GOD ascending into heaven on the wings of a C-130 the Almighty bought from the United States Government, along with a dozen F-18's because those are soooooo cool. What they will choose to ignore is the amazing clusterfuck they have created.

The civil war in Iraq is inevitable, the worst case scenario is at hand.

Thanks Dear Leader!

It's still a loss

Now that so many of us have taken heart from a close loss, let me say that it sucks.

When I woke up and found out the results of Ohio-2 and then read DeDurkheim's piece that voting in Schmidt's home base was delayed by HUMIDITY the first thing I thought of was Robert Caro's second volume on LBJ, "Means of Ascent". Before posting this I found out that Billmon had the same thoughts in more eloquent form.

Humidity? Something tells me a Hackett vote or two stuck together, like Condi glamour shots in Bush's private Crawford study (the fact that Bush has a study is a supreme irony, he certainly doesn't study intelligence reports there).

It's the method of the delay that is dubious, as Madwoman stated:

Out if 91 precincts [in Clermont], about 12% of the [district] total, the margin went from 0.89% to 3.49%. In other words it almost quadrupled . .

I was projecting that, extrapolating from the first 100 precincts, the last 91 would have about 10,000 votes. In fact, the final tally has them giving out 50% more than that...over 15,000 votes.

Also, while Schmidt's margin in the first 100 [precincts] was about 56% to 44%, the margin is much, much wider in the last 91 -- 60% to 40%.

Also, this puts the overall total well out of range of any recount margin.


Somehow managed to do pull out a more substantial victory once they knew the totals huh?

And as Billmon goes on to find it gets curiouser:

The ability of the Rovians to pull fresh GOP votes out of [Warren and Clermont] counties certainly challenged plausibility, and, in Clermont's case, almost defied mathematics. Consider the fact that according to the Census Bureau, Clermont's population rose only 4.4% (about 7,800 souls) between 2000 and 2003, while reported GOP turnout increased by roughly 31% (about 14,600 votes) from 2000 to 2004. This in a county that only had about 122,000 registered voters last year, according to the Cincinatti Enquirer.


I'm not by nature a conspiracist (except to the extent it makes things funnier) but something continues to smell. From Samuel Tilden on, the GOP seems to win most (but not all) the close contest. And after the shinagans of Ohio in 2004, I have no problems in calling bullshit.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Damn!

Preliminary final counts from Ohio have Jean Schmidt winning over Paul Hackett by 52 percent to 48 percent. Of course, as this is Ohio I would be remiss if I did not point out that the votes from Schmidt's home county, Clearmont, came in late and reports were that the humidity made counting the votes a problem. Uh oh, anyone think that the GOP did some last minute shenanigans to make sure that the Republican person would win the seat that Rob Portman vacated would remain with the GOPpers? Important to avoid an embarrassment, eh?

Probably not, but it is still strange. And as someone who has been a poll worker in Ohio, this is a bit strange to say that humidity kept them from counting the votes. I will keep you all informed on this story as it unfolds.

However, it is important to acknowledge that in a very conservative area, a fighting viable Democrat did very well. We have learned that a confrontational strategy led by a viable candidate who did not let his opponent define who he was, what he stood for, and what his candidacy meant can work quite well. Are you listening John Kerry?
Are you listening Democrats?

Schmidt-Hackett Race at 10:15pm EST

Do we have a winning strategy for Democrats and Progressives?

At this moment, the race in Southern Ohio to replace former congressman Rob Portman between far right-winger Schmidt and democrat Hackett is too close to call with each getting 50 percent of the vote thus far with 88 percent of the vote counted.

Even if Hackett loses this race, for him to get so far in such a staunch far right-wing neo-con Cincinnati area is simply amazing. Add to that the fact that Hackett, an Iraqi war veteran, has called Bush an "S.O.B." and "incompetent" and attacked him on the Iraq war debacle. It is simply amazing that he is doing so well. Let's all keep our fingers crossed!

So, democrats... you paying attention here??!!

Which Way Did They Go, Which Way Did They Go



The moron in chief went off script today in a phone call to the shuttle astronauts and gives us these gems.
"Thanks for being such great examples of courage for a lot of our fellow citizens," Bush said.


The rest of our "fellow citizens think you are yella-bellies"!

"A lot of Americans will be praying for a safe return," he added.


The rest don't believe in the vengeful God I do, so those astronauts that died a few years ago...must not have had enough people prayin' for 'em.

Rove still may need another prison nickname

He's still a target, no matter how much the Right Wing tries to say otherwise.

From ABC’s The Note this morning:

Based on ABC News sources (and our own video camera) it appears that at least two witnesses testified before the grand jury last Friday, both close associates of Karl Rove.

ABC News has learned that one was Susan Ralston, Rove’s long-time right hand. The other, per ABC News’ Jake Tapper, was Israel “Izzy” Hernandez, Rove’s former left hand (and now a top Commerce Department official). It isn’t clear if either had been asked to testify before last week.

Looks like Fitzgerald doesn’t believe Rove has been “exonerated.“


You know on second thought Turdblossom does work when you're the prison pretty boy doesn't it?

I should have known

Massive death of American Troops and Iraqis logically follows optimistic Rich Lowry column.

I know one thing that will support the troops...

Do not publish Rich Lowry.

Immigration and The Right

Good ole Texas, you always get nothing but sensible policy out of there, right? Sheesh. Has anyone out there been following the growing xenophobia and extremism around the issue of immigration?

We have these unofficial groups of militias, former militias, and guys with guns who hate people who look and think differently than they do forming so-called "border protection" groups.

This will be an important issue in future elections and politics.

The angry white men of the Reagan era now want to guard a real and perceived border against "the other." Man, that is not policy, that is a recipe for disaster. A great many people are going to get hurt in this weird sense of meglamania that these men have about themselves!

And we all know what the right does with something like that? Yiup, co-opt it and use it as a device to win elections. That is what Reagan did with the white supremacist David Duke's calls for dismantling welfare, that is what the first Bush administration did with Iraq and oil concerns -- attack the infidels and darker skinned people who were hoarding "our oil." And just where will this take us with the subtle racism of Rove and Bush?

Imagine where future religious right leaders will take us with their concerns about immigration? It is a scary thought.

Cranky Old Man Surfaces with Gas


I lie, cheat, and flatulate against them evil liberals!

Proving once and for all that he is full of gas, so-called columnist Robert Novak has resumed the wacky right-wing lying assault on the credibility of former Ambassador and darer to speak against Bush, Joseph Wilson.

Novak continues the false claim that the husband of the outed CIA officer Valerie Plame was "discarded" last year by John Kerry's presidential campaign. Um, not true guys... who checks your facts? George?

However, gassy Bob's accusation traces back to a dubious article by none other than former male prostitute, Jeff "cut" Gannon, the slavishly pro-Republican operative who masqueraded as a White House correspondent using a fake name. And they wonder why we think they lie?

For more on how low gas Bob will go, start here.

But something to remember:

About SEVENTY EIGHT PERCENT of the voting age public in the USA did not vote for George Bush. And given the HUGE EFFORT to get out the often non-voting conservative vote this last election, many would estimate that the great majority of non-voters were probably to the "left" of Bush, although not necessarily in a completely formed political philosophy way.

How come people like the prostitute Gannon and gassy Bob can make proclamations about "the general public" that makes them out to be one-dimensionally conservative, but somehow, we can't criticize the critics?

I don't have naive hope that people in the short run will automatically come to the "correct" answer on everything... but when we consider how American society is structured with massive racism from the media, saturating the everyday life of people in more profound ways through extreme segregation, the isolation of the USA geographically from the rest of the world, the dumb educational system, militarist movies that glorify blowing shit up as a way to solve problems, the corporate controlled media, the intense SCARE campaigns about terrorism, etc. etc.

I think it is a small testimony to the intelligence of many in the USA that we haven't (yet) gotten a full-blown Hitler running the country.

Note that the above Hitler reference was rhetorical, please don't shower me with "how could you make such a reference, blah, blah..."

In spite of all these pressures, many people have questions, if we view people with disagreements or misconceptions as "one-dimensionally reactionary", we reveal our own isolation from the grassroots which leads to not really understanding what the grassroots are thinking, and that can lead to a kind of elitist arrogance.

It is up to us to work with people, learn from people as we try to help teach people at the same time. And that is why gassbag Bob is a boon for us. We can use him and the prostitute as examples to people what is wrong with the incorrectly labeled right-wing.

1806!

Seven soldiers killed in Iraq today.

But somebody has to go on vacation...for five weeks...again!

This is three more than died in the Boyscout accident which got Dear Leader's ass to a memorial service.

Vacation

As one who has taken a grand total of 10 vacation days in five years let me congratulate the so-called President of the United States for taking five weeks, while tens of thousands of soldiers are on their second or third tours of "Clusterfuckopia".

So unless Jeebus pays a visit, let's guess the highlights of the trip:

Bush will fall off his bike on?

(a) Monday
(b) Saturday
(c) Any other day ending in "y"

He will skin his?

(a) Face
(b) Hands
(c) Knees
(d) Li'l Freedom

Karen Hughes will?

(a) Bone fish
(b) Break the necks of chickens
(c) be Buffing
(d) Perfect her farmer tan
(e) Rip up Korans with her bare hands

Condi will?

(a) Laquer hair?
(b) Scratch the left one first
(c) Scratch the right one first
(d) Go for the "full gusto"


I have to say that one thing that you really have to credit the Bush Administration is the hubris it takes to take a vacation that last all through August and ends just in time for 9/11 memorials. These memorials were aided no doubt by the fact that Bush was too busy vacationing to do much about a memo stating "Bin Laden Determined to Attack U.S.". That anniverary is ironically August 6th -- the day Bush dropped the atomic bomb of negligence.

Great Moments in Blogging Insanity

It must be quite dangerous to light a match around Mickey Kaus:

Kos is one of the few people on the planet with a personality so unappealing he allows Hillary to seem warm and enchanting!


This is the equivalent of Mussolini criticizing Mackenzie King for being too bombastic and vain.

Obviously there are few people more qualified to comment on unappealing personalities than this guy!

Mr. Personality in action!


Via the good Roger Aisles.

Sounds familiar

Bush looked deep into the eyes of his supporter, Viagra espousing Woodsman, Rafael Palmeiro after the latter was caught using steroids and declared him as pure as the driven Karl Rove:
He also offered an unequivocal defense of Palmeiro, a friend from their days together with the Texas Rangers in the early 1990s. Bush was the team's managing partner when Palmeiro played in Texas.

The Orioles slugger was suspended for 10 days after testing positive for steroid use, despite his insistence that he never intentionally used the prohibited substance. Bush has been an outspoken critic of steroid abuse.

"Rafael Palmeiro is a friend. He testified in public and I believe him," Bush said, referring to Palmeiro's denials under oath to a congressional committee on March 17. "He's the kind of person that's going to stand up in front of the klieg lights and say he didn't use steroids, and I believe him. Still do."


Nevermind that Palmeiro swore to Congress that he NEVER used or would use steroids, never mind the fact that Bush pushed this jihad against steroids on Congress, much as he foisted a war upon all of us. No, he looked deep into Palmeiro's eyes and declared..."He has a good heart".

Palmeiro is doing his best Karl Rove impression and declaring he did not "INTENTIONALLY" take a steroid. This is what is known in the common-tongue as bullshit of course.

But nowadays after five years, you can get away with bullshit about anything.

Expect a Michael Ledeen Response that tries to sound like the Hulk, with all the intellectual heft

Kevin Drum is right, Ledeen will be whining about this -- after all he has rarely been wrong since having breakfast this morning.

A major U.S. intelligence review has projected that Iran is about a decade away from manufacturing the key ingredient for a nuclear weapon, roughly doubling the previous estimate of five years, according to government sources with firsthand knowledge of the new analysis.

The carefully hedged assessments, which represent consensus among U.S. intelligence agencies, contrast with forceful public statements by the White House. Administration officials have asserted, but have not offered proof, that Tehran is moving determinedly toward a nuclear arsenal. The new estimate could provide more time for diplomacy with Iran over its nuclear ambitions. President Bush has said that he wants the crisis resolved diplomatically but that "all options are on the table."

The new National Intelligence Estimate includes what the intelligence community views as credible indicators that Iran's military is conducting clandestine work. But the sources said there is no information linking those projects directly to a nuclear weapons program. What is clear is that Iran, mostly through its energy program, is acquiring and mastering technologies that could be diverted to bombmaking.

The estimate expresses uncertainty about whether Iran's ruling clerics have made a decision to build a nuclear arsenal, three U.S. sources said. Still, a senior intelligence official familiar with the findings said that "it is the judgment of the intelligence community that, left to its own devices, Iran is determined to build nuclear weapons."

At no time in the past three years has the White House attributed its assertions about Iran to U.S. intelligence, as it did about Iraq in the run-up to the March 2003 invasion. Instead, it has pointed to years of Iranian concealment and questioned why a country with as much oil as Iran would require a large-scale nuclear energy program.

The NIE addresses those assertions and offers alternative views supporting and challenging the assumptions they are based on. Those familiar with the new judgments, which have not been previously detailed, would discuss only limited elements of the estimate and only on the condition of anonymity, because the report is classified, as is some of the evidence on which it is based.


Look, if Ledeen is ready to send another child over there to skim some off the top, he cannot let this go unchallenged. Expect a plethora of fulminations at The Corner again today.

Sergeant Schultz

He knows nothing.

President Bush waded into the debate over evolution and "intelligent design" Monday, saying schools should teach both theories on the creation and complexity of life.

In a wide-ranging question-and-answer session with a small group of reporters, Bush essentially endorsed efforts by Christian conservatives to give intelligent design equal standing with the theory of evolution in the nation's schools...

...Bush declined to state his personal views on "intelligent design," the belief that life forms are so complex that their creation can't be explained by Darwinian evolutionary theory alone, but rather points to intentional creation, presumably divine.


He won't talk about it because he knows "NOTHING" about the issue. What a reptililian bunch these folks are.

Naturally Bush is in favor of "intelligent design" -- that was the whole concept of how we got into Iraq in the first place.

And speaking of knowing nothing and the reptilian brain, Bush went on to add...

Bush also declined to say much about the investigation into the leak of a CIA officer's identity. A federal grand jury is trying to determine whether presidential aide Karl Rove or anyone else in the White House deliberately exposed Valerie Plame's identity to retaliate against her husband, former Ambassador Joseph Wilson, an outspoken Bush critic.

"Karl's got my complete confidence. He's a valuable member of my team," Bush said. "Why don't you wait and see what the true facts are?"


Monday, August 01, 2005

Sexual Abuse of Prisoners

By now most of us have heard about the recent report from the Bureau of Justice Statistics has released a new report, "Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003: Sexual Violence Reported by Correctional Authorities, 2004." It is amazing that it has taken this long to begin to investigate this problem!

And no this is not some kind of bad pornography or '70s women in prison exploitation film. It is real life or something like it.

The report summarizes the results of surveys in more than 2,700 correctional facilities that identified 8,210 allegations of sexual violence in 2004. Correctional authorities substantiated nearly 2,100 incidents of sexual violence in adult prisons, local jails, and juvenile facilities during 2004.

Access information about the research, plus links to the full report and data spreadsheets!

A New Labor Movement?

With the recent schism in the AFL-CIO, I thought this essay on building a progressive mass movement was relevant to those of us interested in revitalizing the labor movement.

Excerpt:

Progressive and even partially successful mass movements can alter the political calculus for decades to come, thus improving the lives of millions. Social Security, the New Deal, and employer-provided medical care didn’t come from the pen of FDR. The end of “separate but equal” didn’t come from the lips of any judge, and voting rights were not simply granted by the Voting Rights Act of 1965. All these were hard-won outcomes of protracted struggle by progressive mass movements, every one of which operated outside the law and none of which looked to elected officials or the corporate media of those days for blessings or legitimacy. It’s time to re-learn those lessons and build a new progressive mass movement in the United States.

Roberts and Right-Wing Judges

As important and dangerous as Judge Roberts's decision on Guantanamo was (he gave full and unreviewable authority to the U.S. president to declare people enemy combatants and hold and try them in secret military tribunals without lawyers), and as crucial as it is to keep reproductive rights for women and even expand them, we should not forget or downplay the significance of information published in the July 20 Wall Street Journal front page news story about the Roberts nomination: he was at the top of the list of preferred nominees constructed by the business community.

In fact, this is the first time that the corporate elite has established a formal mechanism to vet court nominees (this point was not in this WSJ piece, but appeared somewhere earlier this month, I think in the NY Times). They did this because they want to limit the influence of the Christian right insofar as "Christian" nominees might not have a "proper" understanding of business issues. In this case, not to worry! The Journal reports that Roberts is fully qualified to protect business interests and cites as an example an anti-worker ruling he wrote in a workmen's compensation case.

I raise this for two reasons: 1) we should understand how the right-wing in this country is an uncomfortable coalition of corporate and religious elements, and 2) we should not be blinded to the economic agendas at work even as we attend to the "cultural" or "values" dimensions of American politics.

We must find ways to address both aspects of this political dynamic, simultaneously, separately but in their intertwining as well.

Why is the Bush Regime always Acting Late?

As Newsweek reports the government's strange obsession with pot, most notably trying to stop the medical use of marijuana, has caused the goverment to overlook a festering problem in the heartland where Meth labs, rolling or stationary, is leading to "meth orphans," stretched emergency room burn units from exploding meth labs, high schools and social work agencies stretched to the limit in poor and rural areas. And yet, the government is only now beginning to wake up. Albeit way too late.

Once called "poor man's cocaine," popular mainly in rural areas and on the West Coast, methamphetamines have seeped into the mainstream, Newsweek reports in this week's cover story. Relatively cheap, the highly addictive stimulant is hooking more and more people across the socioeconomic spectrum. The drug is making its way into suburbs. In upscale Bucks County, Pa., the Drug Enforcement Administration last month busted four men for allegedly running a meth ring. Nearly half the women in Salt Lake City's jail tested positive for the drug in one study.

More than 12 million Americans have tried methamphetamine, and 1.5 million are regular users. Meth-making operations have been uncovered in all 50 states; Missouri tops the list, with more than 8,000 labs, equipment caches, and toxic dumps seized between 2002 and 2004. Cops nationwide rank methamphetamine the No. 1 drug they battle today. Newsweek sks whether we are fighting the wrong drug war. The Bush administration has made marijuana the major focus of its anti-drug efforts; there are an estimated 15 million American users. those fighting on the front lines say the White House is out of touch. "It hurts the federal government's credibility when they say marijuana is the No. 1 priority," says Portland, Or., prosecutor Mark McDonnell. who regards meth as "an epidemic and a crisis unprecedented."

This should increase attendance exponentially

For those of you on the fence regarding EschaCon, the disovery of this amazing object under a Philadelphia underpass should have you reconsidering.

If you look closely, you can see somebody has already bogarted Attaturk's Act!


It's a Blogosphere Miracle!

You cannot get more accurate in a blog post

From Doc Alterman (who has not blogrolled this blog -- stunning considering my occasional quality):

In my utopian daydreams, I live in a world where the all the spawn of Norman Podhoretz and Irving Kristol would have to make a living in the free-market system they profess to admire so much, without the Murdoch teat. Bill Kristol would have been a decent ad man, me thinks. But “John P. Normanson,” well, perhaps he could have made it on a reality show.


Touche!

Note, when I say occasional quality, I'm talking about things like this...


Gamerove! Gamerove!

Gamerove is really neat.
Gamerove is full of leaks.

We all love Gamerove!



I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you don't find posts like that at Talking Points Memo or Political Animal!

You're welcome America, you're welcome.

You Know what this means

Do Democratic Leaders know how to use it to best effect?



Bush to appoint Bolton to U.N. post

At 10:00 a.m. Eastern today, in a recess appointment.

So much competition

I have posited that John Podhoretz is, perhaps, the dumbest man on earth.

Roger Aisles (the good one) has suggested Clifford May.

Atrios rightly pointed out the deficiencies of Sam Brownback.

But Steve Gilliard makes a strong argument today for Armstrong Williams.

Sadly competitive this category. So many losers to choose from.

And furthermore,


I'd like to urge all of you to grow up and join the highest calling, working for Exxon, er, joining the military. Unless, of course, you're a Democrat. In any case, don't count on me being at those memorial services.


Yes, meeting you is ALMOST worth my time.


Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


"Gimme a minute fellas, I got to give some serious head."


"Why thank you, I would like some more shit to eat. I'm very hungry."


"I just want you to know how honorable my party and I think you are for winning a purple heart. Hope you enjoy the medal, and the new screen saver."

No process

The Bush Administration, never fails to make the bottom of the barrel an even deeper place.

Leaked emails from two former prosecutors claim the military commissions set up to try detainees at Guantanamo Bay are rigged, fraudulent, and thin on evidence against the accused.

Two emails, which have been obtained by the ABC, were sent to supervisors in the Office of Military Commissions in March of last year - three months before Australian detainee David Hicks was charged and five months before his trial began.

The first email is from prosecutor Major Robert Preston to his supervisor.

Maj Preston writes that the process is perpetrating a fraud on the American people, and that the cases being pursued are marginal.

"I consider the insistence on pressing ahead with cases that would be marginal even if properly prepared to be a severe threat to the reputation of the military justice system and even a fraud on the American people," Maj Preston wrote.

"Surely they don't expect that this fairly half-arsed effort is all that we have been able to put together after all this time."

Maj Preston says he cannot continue to work on a process he considers morally, ethically and professionally intolerable.

"I lie awake worrying about this every night," he wrote.

"I find it almost impossible to focus on my part of mission.

"After all, writing a motion saying that the process will be full and fair when you don't really believe it is kind of hard, particularly when you want to call yourself an officer and lawyer."

Maj Preston was transferred out of the Office of Military Commissions less than a month later...

The second email is written by another prosecutor, Captain John Carr, who also ended up leaving the department.

Capt Carr says the commissions appear to be rigged.

"When I volunteered to assist with this process and was assigned to this office, I expected there would at least be a minimal effort to establish a fair process and diligently prepare cases against significant accused," he wrote.

"Instead, I find a half-hearted and disorganised effort by a skeleton group of relatively inexperienced attorneys to prosecute fairly low-level accused in a process that appears to be rigged."

Capt Carr says that the prosecutors have been told by the chief prosecutor that the panel sitting in judgment on the cases would be handpicked to ensure convictions.

"You have repeatedly said to the office that the military panel will be handpicked and will not acquit these detainees and that we only needed to worry about building a record for the review panel," he said.


These fellows could not be more proud:


I approve.


Us too!

Thicker than Concrete and much more dense



This will be one of, I believe, the first time we've ever used taxpayer money to pay for the intentional destruction of human life and that's what this does.


Ummmmm...



But you can pretty much fill in any military expenditure you'd like.

The actual problem, of course, is not necessarily that Sam Brownback is stupid -- although the evidence is pretty convincing, it is that they think enough people are that stupid. This is not the first time that argument has been made in regard to Stem Cells, Bush has said it as well. It is a pre-determined talking point, one that they have cravenly decided is persuasive against all evidence to the contrary.