An Agreement on Three Debates

Apparently the Bush Campaign and Kerry Campaign have agreed upon three debates.

The format of the debates mandated by the Bush Administration and the Major Broadcast Media will follow the following format and must stick to the themes. Obviously, this is just an effort to streamline the process and get right to the post-debate spin before the debates actually take place.

*Thursday, September 30, at the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida.

Theme: Be it resolved, why do liberals, like Senator Kerry, hate America?

*Friday, October 8, at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri.

Theme: Be it resolved, is Senator Kerry a pussy?

*Wednesday, October 13, at Arizona State University in Tempe, Arizona.
Theme: Be it resolved, is President Bush the second coming, or just greatest American President ever?