Ever wonder how Cliff May's career would end if he became a diplomat?

Or as he might call it, just another Saturday night:

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found bound, drunk and nude....He was found in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael May told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.

Ben-Hillel said the reports were accurate and that Raphael May has been recalled although he did not break any laws.