How it works

How it works for Glenn Reynolds:

Wealthy Democrats cannot mention the poor because that means they are hypocrites. And don't mention Jesus & the poor because we all know Jesus only cares about blastocysts and the sanctity of marriage.


Wealthy Republicans can mention the poor, but only as objects of derision, especially those who are not white -- damn, are they funny ("I'm special 'cuz I'm rich, and you're nobody 'cuz you're poor HA HA!"). I sure wish they'd bring back 'Amos & Andy' damn that show was teh funny! And you can tell Jesus loved the blastocysts because he was made speechless about them he loved them so much. Jesus also loved the sanctity of marriage so much that he never got married and never talked about it with the twelve dudes he spent all his time with, including that one "faggot" he kissed, Judas.


Middle Class: Quite simple, your job is to resent the poor over here, so we can continue to fight them over there!


The Poor can mention the poor, but they are fucking poor so nobody gives a shit what they think! They cannot even afford to preserve their blastocysts! Stupid poor people, they should honor the sanctity of marriage by marrying rich people, like that would ever happen!