Hamas rockets apparently come with special "Jew" detectors

Congratulations all you Gold-Star Moms and Dads, your child must have been killed in [fill-in war here] because they just didn't love "teh Jesus" enough. So sayeth modern prophet and plunger-wrangler Joe the non-Plumber:

Is he scared that one of the Hamas rockets might have his name on it? Not really. After all, as he explained, he's a Christian so God will keep him safe.

"Being a Christian I'm pretty well protected by God I believe," he said.

It's really amazing how the GOP managed to up the moron-meter with Palin and this human penis. But then when you have to double-down from Bush it requires serious stupidity.

Besides, as an observer of American popular culture these last four-decades it is clear to me that God & Jesus only really care about sports results.