A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away ...

Chris Dodd dated Princess Leia?

Also, George Lucas has a strange problem with bras:

“George Lucas ruined my life,” Ms. Fisher says, which doesn’t seem entirely fair. On the other hand, in a book full of weirdos, he emerges as possibly the strangest of all. He wouldn’t let Ms. Fisher wear a bra under her Princess Leia shift because, as he patiently explained to her, there is no underwear in space: according to Lucas-physics, if you were to wear a bra in a weightless environment, your bra would strangle you.

Lucas is strange, but I'm thinking that Carrie's mother may actually have been the one to ruin her life. I just can't decide if it was when she gave fifteen-year-old Carrie a vibrator or suggested that Carrie have kids with her stepfather.