If Stadium Security could talk...

Oh, wait, they can:

Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani, whose presidential aspirations collapsed in humiliating defeat in Florida last year, and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the failed GOP veep pick, enjoyed a game at Yankee Stadium on Sunday.

The GOP political duo and their spouses exchanged laughs, smiles and small talk as they watched the Yanks take on Tampa Bay. At one point, Giuliani snapped a photo of his wife, Judith, with Alaska's First Couple.

http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=7657367
Maybe they got together and divided up Newt Gingrich quotes. I'm betting Rudy got the Susan Smith ones.

Honestly, this calls for (non)fan-(slight)fiction.

Fez tip Watertiger.