Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Why Twitter was created

Colbert releases a series of statements about John Kyl in honor of the latter's refusal to apologize for lying about Planned Parenthood.

7 comments:

sukabi said...

I saw his show last night --- GOLD!!!

I have a feeling he's going to use Kyl's "not a factual statement" bit on all the lying mofos polluting the airwaves in the guise of being "news casters" and "policy shapers".


seriously, why not.. If a senator can stand up and lie on the senate floor and brush it off as "not intended to be a factual statement" then all of us can make up shit about anything and use the "not intended to be...." accountability dodge.

and with that in mind ... did you know Paul Ryan is the love child of Ayn Rand and Allen Greenspan?

pansypoo said...

ryan wishes he was ayn's spawn.

Kate said...

no one could have done it better than Stephen, except I am sad #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement didn't become a trending topic.

sukabi said...

there's still time Kate R... #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement is cranking along... and there are some pretty funny responses....

Anonymous said...

it (not intended to be a factual statement) has already gone viral
vox

Montag said...

My favorite over that hashtag, so far: "Jon Kyl is the result of a top secret govt project gone wrong."

He always struck me as quite science-fictiony.

Hackwhackers said...

Kyl: Always a lying sack of Rethuglican mendacity.