This is becoming a low-rent 'House of Cards' (Lean-to of Post-It Notes?)

Disturbingly weird.

"I'm not anti-gay...I just do not like Homosexuals (pronounced HO-mo-SEZ-jew-all"

Mike Pence profile in self-reverential eloquence.

Not quite this classic ol' chestnut, but close.

Ever since Plato's Retreat Closed, he's lost that "lovin' feeling" that even a mustache ride cannot recover...

Like the drunk asshole who has to cover the Righteous Brothers during karoke, John Bolton only knows one terrible song, and insists on performing it terribly...and constantly.

"To Stop Iran's Bomb, Bomb Iran"

Y'know

Even McCarthy never demanded the Russians stop controlling Moscow.

Still hope...

The Eugene Jarecki will some day have a chance to do a six-part documentary on Dick Cheney called "The Shooter" wherein Cheney confesses to war crimes while replacing parts in his pacemaker.

I hope the South American prostitutes are okay

Yes, very comforting indeed.

John Boehner approves though.

But...

Did anyone ask him about a Grinder account?

He's been a U.S. senator for 12 years, and was a Congressman for eight more before that, but South Carolina Republican Lindsey Graham says he has never sent an email.

And yes, you are right, that type of joke deservedly died about 2010.

Not a great source

Other than inspiring congressional investigations for at least the years 2013-2017, I don't really care much about Hillary Clinton's gmail account (unless it was Hotmail, then at least it would be funny).

But it is disturbing that the man who has spent the last decade defending the worst dictators on Earth is the source for her defense.