Newt Gingrich: Biggest Baby Ever

Remember this Daily News cover? Heh. If not, get used to seeing it. Because if Newtie runs, I'm going to post it over and over and over again. In fact, if Newtie runs, I'm thinking about starting a little "Unleash Hell on Newtie" archive. You know, a searchable, chronological record of all Newt's tantrum-throwing and bullshit-spewing and cheating and lying and bloviating and prevaricating from the first time anyone ever said, "Who the hell is 'Newt Gingrich?'" Sort of like The Clothes Have No Emperor starring Georgia's own Helmet Head instead of Calfornia's own Pompadour Head. Stay tuned ...

"In the Ghetto" by Newt Gingrich

As a crowd gathers round an angry Old Newt
On TV urging folks buy a gun or two for the ghetto
And like Lou Dobbs he cries,
In Kitty Pilgrim's lap on the CNN set
While more spanish is spoken again down in the ghetto
"I meant the Jews" Newt cries
In the ghetto
In the ghetto